GLaDOS' Global Resignation

[GLaDOS]

Ho boy, here we go.

I didn’t see me leaving this early, after all this is fairly early in my career on this server. I digress, I can understand this may seem super out of the blue but there are some reasons why I’m leaving here and I’m not going to just leave you all in the dark. But first, a couple of words from the heart.

December 2nd, 2019 - The day I first joined Research.

I started as everyone else did, a humble little Junior Researcher. Couldn’t tell which was up, confused out of my mind, and treaded extremely light. I tried so very hard not to make any mistakes, I think the command was getting tired of answering my questions every thirty seconds. Then I completed my first test and I took off from there, still completely clueless but as I spent more and more time in the server I fell in love with Research. So much so I couldn’t play any other branch and have fun, not even today, not to say others aren’t good in their way. I still remember a particular memory in general. I was an Associate Researcher and I was talking to one of my friends about the Chain of Command, I believe the conversation went a little something like,

Friend- “Bro, the job Foundation Doctor is the lowest job that gets a Level 4 keycard.”

Me- “Really, damn that’s pretty high up there.”

F- “Alpha-1 has like four jobs that get a Level 4 or 5 keycard out of the gate.”

M- “Yeah, I don’t think I’ll ever get that far.”

Wow, so shit changes I guess.

Yeah, I never thought I’d make it this far, when I look back I see a bunch of great memories with a bunch of great people but I can’t stay any longer. Personally, my online life is pretty great, but my actual real life is in shambles. My mental health, as well as my physical health, is very poor, I’ve been neglecting myself in favor of a position in a video game which is stupid of me to do. So henceforth for that reason, I am formally submitting my 48 Hour Notice at this time.

I’d like to dedicate this next section to these amazing people I’ve met along the way.

Hoovy- To you, I thank you for my chance to join the Event Team. After a while, I eventually made my way to Senior ET Member and I’ve been able to create some amazing roleplay, all thanks to you. Best ET Leader

Rang- Cool dude, let me into the staff team and I eventually made it to Admin. Keep Micro-ing anyone who leaves the doors open. Best kiwi man.

Beanz- Best O5 right now, you were ecstatic when I got my Foundation Doctor promotion. I consider you one of my closest friends on this server. Good luck with the O5 stuff!

Weiss- By far the greatest HOR research has had, even if I haven’t seen any others in action. Keep Research great for me and everyone else in it.

Kuma- Really enjoy playing games with you and the other Researchers, I loved your Minecraft server. Consider doing something like that again, it was great!

Soviet- First and best AHOR, I’m down to watch more anime don’t you say for a second that I am a weeb.

Dr. Watkin- Greatest roleplayer ever, seriously. You made some extremely great RP experiences for anyone who was around you, and now I guess I’m joining you in retirement.

Light- Cool Alto Clef man, never plays anything other than FiveM. Hope it’s treating you well dude.

Tomato- Legendary pings man, good Foundation Doctor. Haha funny pings go *badum*

Starstep- Good luck on Foundation Doctor. You are great with your critical thinking and your hyper-typing speeds, cannot wait to see your career in Senior Command.

Rhodes- Congratz on Foundation Doctor, you’ve been here for a while, you deserve it. Do me proud in Senior Command.

Karen B- The only good Karen in existence. Great work on the training video and get active!

Squash- Pretty much tutored you into Command, looks like you turned out alright all things considered. Good luck with the rest of your career.

Jack(The DOL one)- You are the reason I haven’t resigned sooner, you picked me up and set me straight many doubtful times. Do DOL well and please for the love of God play with Land and me more.
 

Sinnik- I truly and honestly think you will go very far within Site Admin, keep going bro and get more active on ET! Great HOS man.

Crabbo- FrosyDog kinda sus, should vote him out. In all seriousness, you a cool dude. Keep omicron great!
 

Mike- Cutest E11 VCMDR ever. In all seriousness, you cool dude. For the love of God stop making MikeXKami fanart.

 

Kami- Your work in Omicron was extremely great, I’m surprised to hear you resigned. Get back to CI RND HOR for me and keep RND great!

I’ll still be around, in the TeamSpeak, and from whatever discord I’m not kicked or leave from. I don’t know when or if I’ll come back, so for possibly the last time. This is Dr. Charles Gears or GLaDOS signing off. I leave you with these words,

"I will not celebrate mediocrity

I will not worship empty shells

I will not listen to worthless noises

I will not subject myself to selected predictable choices

My time, my attention

My quality should not be bought and sold

For convenience's sake, ever!"

[Jack S]

Good luck on your future!

[Cogs]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Jack II]

F

[Star]

I wish you the greatest luck with your future endeavors.
In fact, I'd love to keep in touch with you. You truly are a fab person.
Play Phasmophobia with us sometime.

[Kami- Amaterasu]

I really appreciate being able to hang out with you. You made the best SET member and I'll really miss your events. I enjoy your time. and I hope to still hang out with you in the future. Good luck on your next life. Maybe one day you'll be able to come back.

[[GL] Mike]

I DONT MAKE THE FANART!!!!!!!

Seriously though it's so sad to see you go still hangout sometime yeah?
The 3 of us still got an office to finish cleaning

[[GL] Jack I the One & Only]

come back

ur too cute to leave

[General bacon]

F 

 

[Wheatley the moron]

My god why so many good peps go away Yesterday it was Tomato now its U GLaDOS 
if Rhodes will leave tommorow  then Ill be sad 

Great times With u on the servers and thank u for all u have done U are amazing come back one day even as JR

 

[Dr. Watkin]

Welcome to retirement 

[Disgraced Merchant]

BRUH I BEEN ACTIVE WHATCHU MEAN.

 

I hope you stop in soon man. Im gonna miss you

[Jack (utility one)]

bruh bet me, you, and land we gonna play some fortnite tomorrow

[Star]

Just now, Jack (utility one) said:

bruh bet me, you, and land we gonna play some fortnite tomorrow

What about me?

[Former DHOR D]

Good luck man, Do me a favor and care for your self. Good luck in the long run it was a pleasure serving with you.

[Dect]

Big F

[WantedIdeas]

F

[enuz 💣]

7 minutes ago, BryanDaBold said:

Good luck man, Do me a favor and care for your self. Good luck in the long run it was a pleasure serving with you.

 

[Crystal]

I just joined back just to see everyone ;------;. GlaDOS your a good AI on research. have Fun on your adventures

[Rhodes.]

DENIED

 

Gonna miss you ;-;

[Your Local Soviet]

Bro you what, you were suppose to succeed as the new AHOR/DHOR. This do be big sad, hope we can watch more anime though now that you're retired.

Edited September 28, 2020 by Your Local Soviet

[Tomato]

Sad Tomato noises

 

[CanOBeanz]

This is a monumental loss. You were one of the most dedicated research RPers I had the pleasure of interacting with!

You better come back and visit us sometime, seriously!

Good luck wherever you go next!

[Squash]

Dude, you were an amazing command member and person. You gave me so many laughs.

 

I'm going to be real I did look up to you. For both guidance and wanting to be like you.

 

Also I thank you for training me for command, wish you best of luck

Edited September 29, 2020 by Squash

[Crabbo]

:Sadge: 
Why leave me