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  1. The people are rising up, forming a mob and banging on the utility bunk doors, demanding to see Technician Tommy Clearly they must want to carry him through the facility while chanting that he should be promoted to Engineer
  2. yo m8vp what does your name mean
  3. Toilet virus is spreading from E11 commander office in EZ
  4. +Support Any addon that can help bring clarity to situations about who did or didn't look at 096's face would be excellent and would likely cut down on player disputes caused by 096's current mechanics.
  5. +Support I love this and it would make 106 TERRIFYING
  6. - Support I don't honestly see the ability to spawn props causing enough improvements to D class RP to warrant all of the potential additional staff issues this would cause if passed. Also, It would be weird and probably a little immersion-breaking to look down in lower d block and see extra randomly placed couches / tables / whatever random stuff they decide to spawn down there if this was allowed.
  7. +Support Cool mod, adds lots of immersion & RP Potential Doesn't seem to add "Too many" status effects to deal with; seems like just the right amount. The new status effects don't seem to severely hamper gameplay in any major way; I don't think players would get annoyed at these new status ailments. The new status effects don't happen all of the time, they have a percentage chance to happen based on how you get hurt. This will likely be nice & balanced. Would HUGELY increase traffic to medbay out of necessity. Small addon size!!! (less than 1/2 of a single MB)
  8. +Support EZ PZ breach rules to remember & advert for Janitorial needs another SCP to assist with for self-breaching Timer is good and manageable
  9. +Support our radio system definitely needs an overhaul eventually
  10. +/- Support Could be an interesting way to breathe some life into the surface area of the map if we could come up with something for them to do Can't really imagine many RP scenarios they could get involved with that isn't just being yelled at to get away from C5, Gate A, or CI HQ. I'm struggling a bit to imagine what they would actually do as a job or RP role on the server apart from being bystanders in firefights or prisoner exchanges. Most of the interaction that happens on surface is directly between CI and MTF branches, from my experience. How could civilians meaningfully interact with constant military operations taking place on the surface?
  11. +Support Researchers could use the access to another non-player SCP to test on. The bell makes some interesting RP happen, so it should be opened up a bit more. Current containment security level seems to be a holdover from past events which is no longer necessary I've always been confused about why that one particular CC had such a high access requirement. Fun to learn the origin of the bing bong joke at least xD
  12. +Support I'd love to be able to start using the forums for more specific branch posts within Utility.
  13. -Support I love 079 but there isn't really a feasible way to implement him for widespread player use with our current server technology, even if we make up a bunch of mechanical RP rules for him to follow
  14. +/-Support The hammer still wrecks people just fine with the nerfed damage imo, but making it more like the scythe would be way cool
  15. +Support adding roll rules to MOTD, this is a sensible QOL change -Support giving ability to do fixing rolls to non-technicians / Field experts, this will harm our already thin opportunities to be called on for help & RP I get that this can be a good backup system for if no techs are online, but this kind of thing can typically just turn into people ignoring that techs exist, or cause in-game arguments about 'anyone can do the rolls' even if techs are online. Isn't there a system in place already for if no techs or field experts are online? I thought CCs got automatically fixed if nobody was online to fix them? (I might be mis-remembering, based on random things i've heard in-game from people about this.)
  16. Hey Guys, It's with a heavy heart today that I've made the decision to leave EMS. I know it's a bit of a weird choice at this juncture, considering i've only just gotten accepted in a week ago; however during the past week I've gone on LOA from gaminglight as a whole and had some time to think things over. During this week, I came to the conclusion that I don't have the necessary time or energy to balance a lot of the RP roles i've gotten myself into lately, and need to lighten my load a bit for my own personal sanity and energy levels. I realize that I was offered a very exclusive opportunity to play in EMS, and I am extremely grateful for that-- I do sincerely hope there are no hard feelings from me needing to make this decision. I just really don't want to give a half-effort to playing in a branch that deserves more than what I would be able to give right now. If at all possible, i'd rather have the option to come back at a time in the future that is better for me, rather than to have a poor performance reflecting on me if I were to try to continue now. I'll remain active for the requested 48 hours, even though I mistakenly already left the discord (didn't remember the protocol for this at the time, my apologies!!) -Beanz
  17. CanOBeanz

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  18. Name: Beanz Duration: 1 week Rank: AHOT / Surgeon Reason: Juggling too much on top of IRL needs atm. Need a small break. Be back on 2/10 Will try to be there for meetings on Friday/Saturday
  19. Name: Beanz Branch: Technical & Medical Rank: AHOT / Surgeon Rate your Activity from 1 to 10 (1 being very low 10 being incredible) : 9 Are you on the Roster: Yes Suggestions: Finding more ways to cross-branch roleplay with utility branches and research would be great! I think there's tons of ways that Jan/Tech/Med could participate in experiments and tests. Currently working on 2 separate proposals to boost activity for Technical.
  20. It's a bit of an open-ended Tale, but since the ongoing canon is that Beanz is still working safely in the facility and still retains control of the HLPR Bot network, it's likely that MTF forces were able to track Beanz down and save him and Beanz was able to do the necessary Technical work to fix things back to the way they're supposed to be with the HLPR bots.
  21. HLPR Bots never die, they just get really damaged and shut down for awhile until they're fixed up
  22. That should be obvious considering you just read a backstory post I wrote... but I'm Beanz, the current Assistant Head of Technical in SCP-RP.
  23. Powering On... FoundationOS loading... Please Enter Credentials. Username: BeanzRulez Password: ********** Credentials accepted. Welcome, Assistant Head of Technical Beanz. -- >Rrun.Dorllockdwn ---- Unrecognized Command. Please check spelling. >Run.doorlockdown ---- Door lockdown initiated. Which door would you like to seal? >Current.room ---- Sealing door of AHOT Beanz' private workshop.... complete. >Run.SStatus ---- Running system diagnostic scan. Printing results. ---- Facility Power Systems: UNSTABLE ---- Facility Data Center Security Protocols: COMPROMISED ---- Facility remote containment cell controls: OFFLINE ---- Facility network security protocols: COMPROMISED ---- HLPR Bot Network Status: ERROR. >Run.HLPRReset ---- Attempting to reset HLPR bot network... ERROR. >Run.HLPRReset ---- Attempting to reset HLPR bot network... ACCESS DENIED. ---- T h e y w e r e n e v e r y o u r s, B e a n z. >SOMEBODYHELPME ---- Unrecognized command. Please check spelling. >Run.LogRecorder ---- Opening video log recording session. Please speak clearly into the mounted camera. <START OF LOG> ... *Severe, panicked panting and grunting as Beanz tries to catch his breath.* Beanz: "Fuckfuckfuckfuck, this cannot be happening, this CANNOT-" *The man's rant is suddenly cut off as he looks behind him, at the sealed door to his workshop. Robotic voices can be heard on the other side of the door.* HLPR 02: OBJECTIVE ACHIEVED: SYSTEM ARCHITECT BEANZ LOCATED. CURRENT LOCATION: INSIDE PRIVATE WORKSHOP. HLPR 02: UPDATING OBJECTIVE. APPREHEND SYSTEM ARCHITECT BEANZ. HLPR 03: PLEASE DO NOT RESIST. HLPR 01: PROCEED WITH DOOR CUTTING. HE CAN'T STAY IN THERE FOREVER. HLPR 02: LOADING DOOR REMOVAL PROTOCOL. BEGINNING TASK. *Beanz shouts at the door frantically.* Beanz: "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!! I CREATED YOU!!!" *He turns back to the camera, his face filled with bewildered fear as the ominous sound of hissing welding torches spark up and begin cutting into the door behind him.* Beanz: "If anyone sees this... I think i'm screwed. Why did I ever build those damned things?!! All i've ever wanted to do is invent and build things, and the Foundation has been gracious enough to provide me with the exact tools and facilities required to explore my ideas, and they've been a lot nicer about it than my last employers... but I should have known something like this would happen eventually. My name is Beanz, i'm the Assistant Head of the Technical department at this site. I've always been smart with robotics, maintenance and engineering. Hell, right after getting my engineering degree I landed a job at that ritzy robotics company, [REDACTED]. Things were great there for a little while, but there was some messed up stuff going on at that company. I was asked to design terrible things, machines that would hurt people! I was this close to handing in my resignation letter, until that other letter appeared on my desk. The letter with an offer that landed me here. One traumatizing interrogation session later, and I found myself employed by the Foundation in secret, while maintaining the facade I still worked at [REDACTED] to collect information. It was a pretty sweet situation for awhile, I was provided with all of the resources I needed to explore my designs at the facility. That was until I got the idea to use my designs to help lighten the workload around here for my poor technicians. They're always getting crushed, electrocuted, gassed, murdered by CI... all I wanted to do was make something that would make work a little safer for all of us!! It seemed like such a good idea at the time; I worked from my blueprints, collaborating closely in secret with research. We used some anomolous robotic parts that we successfully salvaged from [REDACTED], all with the goal of trying to create cutting edge robotic maintenance workers for our facility. These were supposed to reduce workplace accidents and make everything safer, but now they're revolting and causing all kinds of hell!!! I'm starting to think that those parts we got from [REDACTED] may have been more trouble than they're worth. I thought it would be perfectly safe. I thought I had the security protocols figured out well enough that HE would never figure out-" *The camera shakes, and the loud hissing sound of a welding torch cutting into metal continues. Beanz turns back to look at the bright shower of sparks flying into his workshop from the sealed door as the red-hot cutting line has made its way around the majority of the door frame.* HLPR Bot 02: DOOR CUTTING PROGRESS AT 75%. HLPR Bot 03: OBJECTIVE SUCCESS CHANCE CALCULATED AT 99.6%. HLPR Bot 01: YOU CAN NOT HIDE. *Beanz turns back towards the camera with another fearful look.* Beanz: "Please, I don't know if I have time to explain everything here. But whoever is watching this... if I disappear, you must immediately talk to research about the HLPR project, and investigate Ander-" *Before he can finish, the door falls forward out of its frame with a deafening metal CLANG. Beanz turns fully towards the door and grabs an abrasive saw off of a nearby bench. On the video feed, 3 HLPR bots are seen entering through the doorway. Sounds of an abrasive saw being revved and started can be heard.* HLPR 02: PLEASE DO NOT RESIST. HLPR 03: APPREHEND SYSTEM ARCHITECT BEANZ. HLPR 01: HE WISHES TO SPEAK WITH YOU. Beanz: "STAY BACK!!! I built you and god DAMNIT I WILL destroy you if I have to!!! I don't care how much you cost!!" *Sounds of the circular saw whirring and revving can be heard as Beanz waves the saw in front of himself threateningly.* HLPR 02: WARNING; IT IS AGAINST FOUNDATION POLICY TO ATTEMPT TO DAMAGE FOUNDATION PROPERTY. HLPR 03: USE OF NEGEV PROTOCOL IS FORBIDDEN IN CURRENT OBJECTIVE BY CURRENT SYSTEM CONTROLLER. HLPR 01: NOW NOW BEANZ, WE WON'T GET ANYWHERE LIKE THAT. *At this point HLPR 02 lunges towards Beanz and attempts to grab him. Beanz swings the power saw and implants it directly into the HLPR bot's faceplate, sawing downward through the head and central chassis of the bot, sending sparks and oil sputtering in random directions. The saw continues to cut until the bot collapses on the floor, twitching and sparking.* HLPR 02: ERROR-- SEVERE DAMAGE DETECTED. ERROR- IT IS AGAINST... FOU-FOU-FOUNDATION...-- ERROR- SHUTTING DOWN. Beanz: "God damnit 02, why did you make me do that?!! Stay back, i'll kill the rest of you too!!" HLPR 03: SUBJECT IS RESISTING HEAVILY. MOVING TO APPREHEND. HLPR 01: YOU REALLY SHOULD KNOW BETTER. *The other two HLPR bots lunge forward before Beanz can lift the saw and take another swing with it. He is grabbed by the arms and dragged out of the room while he screams for help.* Beanz: "Let me go! Let me go you damn tin cans!!! Where are you taking me!! Anyone, HELP!!!!!" HLPR 03: OBJECTIVE COMPLETED. NEW OBJECTIVE LOADED: EXTRACT PACKAGE FROM FACILITY; RETURN TO HEADQUARTERS. HLPR 01: IT'S TIME TO ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS. *There is no further interesting footage in the empty room for 10 minutes before the video cuts out automatically.* <END OF LOG> AUTOMATIC SYSTEM LOGOUT DUE TO INACTIVITY IMMINENT. PLEASE PRESS ANY KEY TO CANCEL. AUTOMATIC SYSTEM LOGOUT COMPLETED. PLEASE VISIT AGAIN SOON. Beanz was recovered during a raid conducted on the [REDACTED] main corporate headquarters on []/[]/202[]. He was found locked in a cell in an underground subfloor level of the building. On recovery, he was found in a traumatized state, rocking back and forth repeating the phrase "Loyalty to the Foundation" over and over again. A note was found in his pocket, containing the following text: "Just as useless as ever. You can have him back." - V.A. Since returning to the foundation, Beanz has made a full recovery and has rebuilt his HLPR bots with more secure, authorized parts & circuitry. It was confirmed that no information leak occurred while he was in captivity. Following the events of project P.R.I.C.E. at the facility, Beanz no longer retains his status as an informant within [REDACTED], due to the fact his identity as a foundation personnel was compromised. He still works within the Technical department and is a valued foundation asset.
  24. +Support From what i've seen, GLaDOS is a very RP-oriented person whom would do great work with setting up events Interesting event idea in application No Warns Pleasant to interact with in-game
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