Hello Rockford PD Command Members, OFCs, and other community members who are reading this post. Today we would like to announce that a small subset of the OG Family will be offering flight school for any OFCs that would like to participate. With our new technology, we are expecting OFC response times to be cut down to 1/5th of the current response time! Just watch the demonstration video, we got the OFC to go from 3rd story parking garage to yellow warehouse within 4 seconds.
We are already rapidly developing new technologies to launch OFCs even further. Our next experiment will take place at cliff houses tomorrow! We are aiming for them to smack into the DOC courtyard, but we need more... willing and um alive... officers to participate during these *mostly* risk free trials. Our plan is to fully release this new rapid form of OFC transportation to the PD High Command by next week.
We need investors who will help provide OFC's for testing! Think of the potential, the ability to send an OFC from Suburbs to DOC to pistol the 10 custom classes with negevs to death from behind during the next jailbreak! Or sending an OFC from movie theater to inside the bank with one 4 second swoop! This is a multi-million dollar industry waiting to be discovered! So don't wait, donate your local OFC today, or force them against their will to learn how to fly today... either way works really.
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For to long have our OFC's ran on foot, it is time to make them fly!โข
Please watch the video below for a demonstration.
Only 1 OFC was harmed in the making of this film.
The other one has severe emotional trauma after being held hostage seen at the very end of the video, but you do what you have to do to get test subjects