Popular Post Jimmy James Posted April 9, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 9, 2021 I want to welcome everybody to the newest group in Rockford. We are RDM Random Dad Memes we don't do crime because we are too old for that now we only share dad memes with each other. Our colors are obviously red white and blue because... well MERICA. Feel free to share your best dad memes below 5 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Admin [GL] Mikey Posted April 9, 2021 Head Admin Share Posted April 9, 2021 YeS You know who I am, unless you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Holland Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 RDM On top 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rocky Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 broooooo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pikus Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 How do you apply? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 Can i buy a tier 3 for this??? 1 That bald Aussie Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy James Posted April 9, 2021 Author Share Posted April 9, 2021 no applications only memes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyman21 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 is jimmy going to be a dad? Former: Dispatch Director | PD MAJ | SCU CPT | FBI SAIC/HRT/DEA | SCO19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piemp Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 I spent a lot of time, money, and effort childproofing my house… but the kids still get in. dad joke lvl100000000 1 Delta Force~PPD Ex SS Deputy Assistant Director~Ex SRT SGT~Ex Swat MSGT Ex SNR Mod/Senior Event Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 So my son told me "I'm hungry" so what do I do? I call him hungry!!! 1 That bald Aussie Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piemp Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 1 minute ago, Phil said: So my son told me "I'm hungry" so what do I do? I call him hungry!!! Hi hungry i am dad Delta Force~PPD Ex SS Deputy Assistant Director~Ex SRT SGT~Ex Swat MSGT Ex SNR Mod/Senior Event Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyman21 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 WHAT DO YOU CALL AND ALLIGATOR IN AN VEST!?!?! AN INVESTIGATOR!!!!!! 1 1 Former: Dispatch Director | PD MAJ | SCU CPT | FBI SAIC/HRT/DEA | SCO19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Whale Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing they fast! 1 Largest Mammal On GamingLight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent. Knee slapper right there 1 1 That bald Aussie Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyman21 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 THE CAST OF FRIENDS WAS STUCK IN A RAFT it was fine cause lisa kudrow 1 Former: Dispatch Director | PD MAJ | SCU CPT | FBI SAIC/HRT/DEA | SCO19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 This tree do be lookin kinda shady... I wonder what crime its gonna do 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piemp Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 alright last one from me How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. 1 Delta Force~PPD Ex SS Deputy Assistant Director~Ex SRT SGT~Ex Swat MSGT Ex SNR Mod/Senior Event Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyman21 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 CELEBRITIES STAY COOL CAUSE THEY HAVE A LOT OF FANS Former: Dispatch Director | PD MAJ | SCU CPT | FBI SAIC/HRT/DEA | SCO19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 With all the weddings prp has I have a dad joke for it What did the two pieces of bread say on their wedding day? It was loaf at first sight. That bald Aussie Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piemp Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 (edited) ok i am so sorry i got an even more cringe one fr last one Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it! Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it! What happens when you go to the bathroom in France? European. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire! Edited April 9, 2021 by Piemp Delta Force~PPD Ex SS Deputy Assistant Director~Ex SRT SGT~Ex Swat MSGT Ex SNR Mod/Senior Event Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me... 2 That bald Aussie Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler228 Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 If you're in an alcohol-induced coma, wake up and have a drink, be a man. Tyler John Police Colonel SWAT Master Sergeant EMS Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 A joke that's as old as time itself I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know. That bald Aussie Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piemp Posted April 9, 2021 Share Posted April 9, 2021 ok i really really have to stop with the jokes promise these are the last ones What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback! What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food! Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired! Delta Force~PPD Ex SS Deputy Assistant Director~Ex SRT SGT~Ex Swat MSGT Ex SNR Mod/Senior Event Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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