samueldavidsonjr Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Hello all, before I get into this I would like to forewarn everybody of what you're about to read, as it is not for the faint of heart. At the time of writing this I'm ballz deep inside a foreign Asian woman I picked up from a Whole Foods parking lot. This man taught me everything I know, every hustle, every method, every grind, this guy's the GOAT! I feel honored to be able to comment on the greatness of God's strongest bag chaser. The haters can be mad all they want, but when Judgement Day comes, me, him, and the gang will be zooming off in a matte black saucer on our way to Agartha, smoking on that premium grass grown straight from the gardens of Argus that've been watered by the river Styx, and injected with the strongest horse tranquilizer you can buy on the Mexican black market. For all of my zeeptin haters, I got them phone taps and shit!! Watch yoself I got themn spy planes swarming yo ass.... for any inquiries contact [email protected] And to zeeptin, thank you for this awesome community of well-spirited and very wholesome players you've helped birth with your large johnson and even larger mind, we would never be here wihout you PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snarlax Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 1 Lead Account Manager Backend Operations | Custom Jobs | Proud Member since 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Faustin Posted January 31 Share Posted January 31 Wtf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owner Zeeptin Posted January 31 Owner Share Posted January 31 I have no clue what you smoked, but I would like some. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manager Nimo Posted January 31 Manager Share Posted January 31 When the bell rings but yo dingaling lowkey hard asl fr 2 〖 PoliceRP 〗Senior Management Team | Manager 〖 Lead Account Manager 〗 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head of Staff Frog Posted January 31 Head of Staff Share Posted January 31 this is fire ImperialRP SMT | Head of Staff Head Forums Diplomat Former High Admiral | Former DT Commander | Former State LTCOL | Former SPRT Commander Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Head of Staff Scor Posted February 1 Head of Staff Share Posted February 1 real and true (i want what you took) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
halo-news117 Posted February 4 Share Posted February 4 My reaction -Former PURGE VICE COMMANDER -ST VICE COMMANDER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Chavez Posted February 5 Share Posted February 5 Tf you on 1 Currently: SL Advior | PD SGT 1A49| Past : USMS AGT | EMS AEMT | SS EAD XC5 | FBI SSA KGB7 | HRT SPC SP1 | State SGT 1T47 | CERT SPC 1CT31 | DOC CO 1CO32 | USMS AGT 1F58 | SWAT SSGT XB18 Discord name:jaychavez Steam Id:STEAM_0:0:457987346 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cans Posted February 6 Share Posted February 6 This shit going down in GamingLight history Current Shock Commander | Imperial Justice Department "We all make choices, but in the end, our choices make us" -BioShock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulfur Posted February 13 Share Posted February 13 w post Current: Security DCoS | SM | DHFW | EXCM | RMS | FTO | Secret Service DCOO Retired: Nu-7 CPT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Funniest shit i've read in a while lmao Current: Sovereign Protector| Super Admin | Former: DT NCO|SHGL| Agent Kallus | Senior Moderator Clarence | First "Agent Kyle" Nova CPT | Former Shock LTCOL |Former shock VCMDR| Former Senior Mod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harr y Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Bro Truly cooked and smoked it Current: General Harry, MC R COL Harry, R Pyke Enforcer Former: Shock CQCS CPT James, naval lieutenant Harry, IC CSE DMS (former DMVL) SSE 1SGT Maroon/Harry, IF Agent Shoto stark, 501st SSGT LENG, DT LCPL AJ8, Nova SGT Conqueror, ST CPL ENG SCT Shore HVY Harry, Deputy Director of Research, MC COmmander Harry 8900, Pyke Sentinel HoR Harry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dano Posted February 15 Share Posted February 15 Bro, lemme get what u on Current (RP) ranks: SHGO Lore Senior Guard || Pyke Captain || Moderator Former (RP) ranks: SCP:RP Senior Admin || Support || MTF E11 CPT / Head ranger || Maintenance Expert || RRH Engineer Alpha 3 || Shadow Guard VI || CC's: The sniper || Security Officers || MTF Sigma 66('Sixteen Tons') Trooper || -Dano Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GJ Posted February 16 Share Posted February 16 everything said is true zeeptin can teach ALL of this Retired Medical Low Command and Senior Command Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarkie Posted February 23 Share Posted February 23 mans living a good life on that good stuff Clarkie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrshafer Posted February 29 Share Posted February 29 (edited) Nah dawg after that ur the real goat Edited February 29 by Jrshafer Current Ranks Chaos Insurgency CMDR Jrshafer | Security 2LT | Assistant Chief of EMS Former Ranks! Former Alpha-1 Captain Former Physician Former Deputy Head of Security Armored Shield Former Member of the Community Blacklist Team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Craft Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Whatever you took when you wrote this, give me it... immediately =================================================================================================================================== Reserves: USMS MA | EMS LT Retired: SRT CPL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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