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Hello all, before I get into this I would like to forewarn everybody of what you're about to read, as it is not for the faint of heart.

At the time of writing this I'm ballz deep inside a foreign Asian woman I picked up from a Whole Foods parking lot. This man taught me everything I know, every hustle, every method, every grind, this guy's the GOAT! I feel honored to be able to comment on the greatness of God's strongest bag chaser. The haters can be mad all they want, but when Judgement Day comes, me, him, and the gang will be zooming off in a matte black saucer on our way to Agartha, smoking on that premium grass grown straight from the gardens of Argus that've been watered by the river Styx, and injected with the strongest horse tranquilizer you can buy on the Mexican black market.

 

For all of my zeeptin haters, I got them phone taps and shit!! Watch yoself I got themn spy planes swarming yo ass.... for any inquiries contact

[email protected]

 

And to zeeptin, thank you for this awesome community of well-spirited and very wholesome players you've helped birth with your large johnson and even larger mind, we would never be here wihout you PLEASE FUCK MY WIFE

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this is fire

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Tf you on

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This shit going down in GamingLight history


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Funniest shit i've read in a while lmao

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Bro Truly cooked and smoked it

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Bro, lemme get what u on

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mans living a good life on that good stuff

 

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Nah dawg after that ur the real goat

 

 

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