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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vChtvW_Uhw-pnWpKM2i9dTFeHqXZWPaJ2xr1YPb4GF0/edit?usp=sharing 2 IN ONE DAY? WOWIE!
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Lore Name: Arthur Rank: Junior SCP: SCP 500. Personal Involved: (1) D - Class (1) Mtf guard (1) Medic (1) Researcher Background Research: SCP - 500 is capable of curing any disease within 2 hours. Hypothesis: SCP - 500 would possible cure the genital worts of a male middle aged D - Class with multiple other diseases . Observations/What happened: A capsule of SCP - 500 was forced into a D - Classes mouth, the D class reported that it tasted like chicken. After waiting in the medical bay for two hours the D class was admitted to a medical personal to be checked if the worts had gone away but onced checked it was confirmed they had not. The medical personal then cut off all the worts and then the D class was anesthetized and sent back to D block. What was noticeable about the D class is his speed for SCP - 500 cured his arthritis. Conclusion: SCP - 500 will not change anything other than diseases and infections presented in the body. Was your hypothesis correct?: No
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Note this was just a joke, do not take them as actual rules List subject to change 1: Researchers may not say "All Hail Plankton" over comms ever All Hail Plankton. A L L H A I L P L A N K T O N 2: Researchers may not cuff random people and force them to listen to the soundtrack of "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 5" 3: Researchers are forbidden from engaging in [REDACTED] with SCP-098 4: Researchers may not worship: -The rubber ducky in their offices -Head of Research Weiss any member of Command -"Our JR overlords" -SCP-2662 -the aformentioned "Plankton" A L L H A I L P L A N K T O N 5: Researchers may not "Fabricate an N-word Pass" and use said pass as an excuse to refer to others as racial slurs. 5a: Nor may they "Discover Obamium" 5b: Nor "Trumpium" 5c: Researchers may not use a variety of fictional materials as an excuse to say racial slurs while on duty 6: Researchers may not "Cross 682's bitchass right out of the site", Bright tried that already 7: Researchers may not refer to site administration as "The Joe5 Council"
