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Remember watching this, was a different type of experiment.

Research does no combat at all really, a pistol would make much more sense.

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Gonna miss you Bacon! Have fun on SCP-RP

Name and Research Rank: Jack (Deputy Director of Research) Subject(s): Carl, Valthenheim, and Myself Targeted Results: To "summon" a god like creature to call upon the glizzy that was stolen and taken to Bridge. Medical would be more happy to have their mascot and would have much higher moral with the glizzy returned into Medbay's safe hands. Actual Results: After using a old process to summon one glizzy Jack made a mistake by using three people to summon the glizzy and not one person, due to this the glizzy disappeared. Valt & Carl turned into guardians of the glizzy then Jack the one who had the last say in the ritual was turned into "Da Glizzy God" a creature with a massive head, the "Guardians of Da Glizzy" were creatures who were robed in black and had a crow shaped mask covering their face. After turning into the gods of the glizzy the three of them were called upon to walk around the ship looking for their lost glizzy (that was never found due to it not being summoned upon) afterwards they entered Medbay looking to rest when the Marshal Commander appeared and arrested the God sparing the others to turn back into their mortal gods. Jack and the others are still alive but are terrified of what happened. Procedures performed: First step was to make a chair surrounded by multiple glizzys then reading upon an ancient document with the words of "Summon da glizzy! Summon da best glizzy! We call upon da glizzy!" Jack made a mistake in the second verse by saying "Summon da glizzy" instead of "Summon da best glizzy" due to this error he messed up and turned into a god. Their is no death involved in this experiment but it could be tried upon. How could the procedure be improved: The main issue was the bringing upon two extra researchers to watch the experiment and not reading the ancient document correctly to summon da glizzy.

One of the nicest people on the server really hope you can go far with medical!

Name and Research Rank: Jack [Research Supervisor] Subject(s): Joker & Bobby Targeted Results: Ability to live and fight without certain limbs. (If you lose a limb on the force there may be a type of training / potion to fix this issue!) Actual Results: Joker was able to (slightly) walk with two stubs for legs, after asking him to walk it is nearly impossible for him. After Carl talks to him regarding the reason for removing the limbs and then that's when it hit Jack, removing someone's legs and making them walk is actually worse for them... Bobby's head and toes were cut off to simulate some sort of zombie creature, and we all know zombies live forever right? Well wrong after 26 seconds of Bobby losing his brain he died. Carl also questioned the reasoning behind removing ones head and then that's when it hit Jack again. Whenever you lose your head you die. This experiment was deemed a failure by Jack and he swore to never do anything like this again. Procedures performed: First removal of the legs for Joker, sadly to see the amount of pain the subject would go through (for science of course) Jack deiced to remove any pain killers that the subject would receive so the test would be more realistic the recording of the procedure had to be stopped due to the screaming of the subject and the amount of agony they went through. Bobby's head was surgically cut off with a "Golden Machete" it was also studded with diamonds, after inspecting the body the diamonds broke multiple blood lines and it was what eventfully killed him. How could the procedure be improved: In general to never do this again, the experiment was failure to start but if you want to attempt and improve it you must start by using a different blade for the removal of the head and by using pain killers for the subjects. Afterwards Shock came into Medbay with "reports" of the unauthorized removal of limbs. This situation was unrelated to the experiment.

Damn

Awesome read!

I asked you to apply because of how deserving you are of this position, hope you get it!

Hi

Also a big minge on his CC

That was quick, sad to see you go!

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Hotshot said in a stream that using a auto clicker isn't against the rules but it defeats the purpose, this is the same.

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what?

why didnt you join the minecraft server tf bro???

Sad to see you go!