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fixed

we’re working on it

Shit still?

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1-EcT73A1OWEGEYH_O5PobXMJsUaGxvtS60xYJ_Kp49s

-support the server already runs fine, also you advertised it on discord

did... did you not read what i said after?

it’s not, it’s just a little interview

Clifford directs 999 to a small keyboard Clifford: 999 there is a keyboard, please use it for the entirety of this interview 999: Rsrchr Cl: I see you know what i am 999: am blb Cl: i can see you have picked up on a basic form of english, interesting 999: do u hve candy Cl: Yes i do but please continue the interview. First question, what are you? 999: am blob Cl: what do you think about this place 999: is fun, i get many candy and pets Cl: do you have any friends here? 999: yes, eyeball man and fish man are my friends along with big scaley Cl: By big scaley do you mean 682? 999: who? Cl: Nevermind, let’s just continue. What is your favorite candy? 999: neco wafer Cl: and your least favorite candy? 999: meat candy Cl: Do you know why you were created? 999: to spred happyness. i came from joopitir Cl: Jupiter? You came from SCP-2399? 999: gurgling happy noises Cl: Do you have a name? 999: blbby Cl: Do you have anybody you don’t like? 999: no i luv evrybody Cl: Do you have any relatives? 999: ys. have many brothers and sisters on joopitir Cl: 2399 Has a population of 999s? Weird. Anyways how did you get here 999: big metal pod Cl: Ok 999 you gave us some very interesting answers so you may get your candy and leave 999 swallows the bag of candy whole and makes many happy noises

didn’t you hear what rang said?

ok sorry rang

well nice attempt to try to disprove what i said. You got what you needed to say but that little smart ass comment at the end was quite rude. I see i misunderstood what happened but you still advertised. No you can’t say that “telling people who don’t go on the forums to go check it out” isn’t advertising. It is very blatant advertising and stop trying to hide it by saying you’re high council.

we got proof too bud while yes i agree the hammer was nerfed a little too hard, bribing someone is not the way to do it

-support You advertised it, then payed off costco to +support

What is your in-game name?: Usually Clifford or some variation of it What is your steam name?: clifford the big red demon What is your steam ID?: STEAM_1:0:78009814 Do you have any other experience with staffing?: (If yes, explain) N/A What date did you start playing on the community? (roughly) About Late August- Early September What date did you make your forums account? 11/6/19 Current rank on server (This is a ULX rank ONLY! Not a RP Rank)? Platinum How many warns do you have on the server (Show proof with a screenshot)? 13 Have you donated? Yes, Multiple times What rank are you applying for? Trial Mod Are you staff on another community (BE HONEST)? Nope Have you read the staff guidelines at: Yes I have Timezone: CST Permission (Senior Moderator+ need this): N/A Why do you believe that you deserve the rank? (150 Word Minimum)From the start i have had fun with this server. I have since then achieved quite a lot in that time. This server makes me very happy at all times when i play it. I have been extremely active (On almost everyday) to rp and have fun. I am applying for staff because i believe i am fit for staff. I’ve been here quite some time, joining in late august and joining forums in november. I have done lots of RP with my characters (Clifford and D-5642) and i have donated over 250$ at this point. I would love to join staff because this server is so much fun and i want to be an official part of it. I have never lied to staff before and i never will because it’s useless. I have been on this server for so long, it’s become a part of me. I have made many friends (some of whom are staff) throughout my time here. I was introduced to this server by a friend because at the time i didn’t know anything about scps. But this server has changed my mind about SCPs How would you handle someone that is Mass RDMing and when you bring him/her to an admin sit all they do is curse at you? Well first tell them to stop cursing me out or i’ll warn them for Staff Diss. For the MRDM, depending on how bad it was and who it was directed towards, i would give them a ban ranging from 1-2 days to up to 1-2 weeks https://gyazo.com/f1e016df3e6134050292add3212995d4 (warns because i can’t insert an actual picture into the post)

Lore Name: Clifford Rank: JR SCP:194 Question / Idea: Can you pacify 194 via the use of “bird seed” (several different types of seeds including sunflower seeds used for bird food) Background Research: SCP-194 are visually identical to Corvus corax, or the common raven. Their behavior is also identical to that of most ravens, save for how they display an abnormal degree of comfort in the presence of humans. SCP-194 will not flee from humans unless they are obviously threatened, and are known to perch on humans when it is convenient for them to do so. They also have a distinct diet from normal ravens, preferring to eat meat exclusively over grains and seeds. SCP-194 gather in large numbers around introverted persons, usually people with antisocial tendencies and little or no history of violence. SCP-194 groups will follow said people around, flocking near their homes or places of work, and flying through whatever areas they are in while outside. Persons who are in prolonged contact with SCP-194 become SCP-194-1. No evidence has been found to suggest that SCP-194 have this effect on other animals. SCP-194-1 quickly develop antisocial personality disorders and an isolationist mindset if they did not already have those attributes. SCP-194-1 tend to neglect work and relationships, preferring to spend most of their time outside in the presence of SCP-194. If SCP-194 begin to moult, SCP-194-1 will gather up the feathers to eat. Once SCP-194-1 develops a habit of eating feathers they will eat little or nothing else. They will begin to lose body weight at a far greater rate than would be possible even with voluntary starvation. Approximately one (1) week after the feather-eating stage commences, SCP-194-1 will undergo a metamorphosis; the shoulder blades will develop thin bony protrusions that grow outwards with skin and muscle tissue growing around the bones as they extend. Over the course of twenty-four (24) hours, the protrusions will continue to develop, forming hollow-boned, jointed limbs very similar to birds'' wings. Feathers may already be visibly growing from the "wings" at this period, or they may grow in afterward. All SCP-194-1 who were interviewed have described this transformation as extremely painful, and internal injuries around the upper back are common, as are conditions associated with malnourishment. After the flightless wing-like appendages are fully grown, SCP-194-1 will become lethargic and spend most of their time resting. They will also become increasingly obsessed with being in the presence of and mimicking SCP-194 and may be hostile to human interference. SCP-194-1 will continue to lose weight and undergo more physical changes, starting with a dramatic shrinking of the spine, atrophy of the limbs, and reshaping of the skull, and ending with the growth of black feathers over any parts of the body that do not already have them. If SCP-194-1 survives to the end of this stage (partial transformation was fatal in 70% of all observed cases), SCP-194-1 will have fully changed shape into SCP-194. Testing has revealed that while it is possible to delay and prolong the transformation for up to six (6) months by keeping SCP-194-1 separated from SCP-194, there is no known way to stop or reverse the transformation without killing SCP-194-1 after the "wings" are sprouted. Hypothesis: Bird seed will calm 194 down because it’s not too dissimilar to a regular old bird Observations (What Happened During Test): I gave the d class instructions to make loud noises at 194 to enrage it. I also gave the d class a bag of standard bird seed. Once 194 was enraged and starting yelling, the d class poured the bird seed onto the floor, calming 194. 194 continued to peck at it for several minutes and seemed to enjoy it Evidence/Visual Stimuli: Analysis / Conclusion (What Could Of Caused The Results): As my hypothesis said, 194 is not too dissimilar to a regular raven so i correctly assumed it would be calmed by the bird seed Was Your Hypothesis Correct?: Yes, further testing will have to be done to see what other properties 194 shares with common ravens

bruh

131s can get lost in vents

What you want to see? - 131 being able to advert that it got stuck in the vents Why should we add it? - adds more RP potential for the eyeballs What are the advantages of having this? - 131 can RP more Who is it mainly for? - people who play 131

Lore Name: Clifford Rank: JR SCP: 012 Question / Idea: Will different colored blood work on 012? Background Research: SCP-012 was retrieved by Archaeologist K.M. Sandoval during the excavation of a northern Italian tomb destroyed in a recent storm. The object, a piece of handwritten musical score entitled "On Mount Golgotha", part of a larger set of sheet music, appears to be incomplete. The red/black ink, first thought to be some form of berry or natural dye ink, was later found to be human blood from multiple subjects. The first personnel to locate the sheet (Site 19 Special Salvage) had two (2) members descend into insanity, attempting to use their own blood to finish the composition, ultimately resulting in massive blood loss and internal trauma. Following initial investigations, multiple test subjects were allowed access to the score. In every case, the subjects mutilated themselves in order to use their own blood to finish the piece, resulting in subsequent symptoms of psychosis and massive trauma. Those subjects who managed to finish a section of the piece immediately committed suicide, declaring the piece to be "impossible to complete". Attempts to perform the music have resulted in a disagreeable cacophony, with each instrumental part having no correlation or harmony with the other instruments. Hypothesis: Different Colored blood won’t work due to experience from cross testing 012 with 1079 Observations (What Happened During Test): I handed a d class a paint palette with an entire rainbow of colors to dip his blood in. Here were the results Red: Accepted and stayed on the paper Orange: Spat right back out similar to 1079 Yellow: Same as orange Green: Same as orange Blue: D class refused to put blue blood on the paper for unknown reasons Purple: same as orange Evidence/Visual Stimuli: N/A Analysis / Conclusion (What Could Of Caused The Results): 012 could be semi sentient and be picky towards the colors it will accept or not Was Your Hypothesis Correct?: Yes although blue was a bit of a wildcard

+support yeah that’s obvious PD and homophobia

i should’ve specified but what i meant to say is that specific scps (682,939,076-2) should be able to

What you want to see? - a system where scps can break through CP doors in the same way as a self breach but still have the doors function for everyone else Why should we add it? - it’s dumb that scps have to wait at CP doors and it makes teaming happen less What are the advantages of having this? - SCPs can break through doors and not have to wait for someone to open the door Who is it mainly for? - SCPs

imagine not being luger gang

Dr Clifford: Ivo, please sit down D-5642: Ok Clifford: Now i need to ask you some questions and please answer them truthfully D-5642: Ok Clifford: First question, when Kuma interviewed you, what did you guys talk about? D-5642: Nothing clifford slams his hand on the table Clifford: You’re lying out your ass, tell me now D-5642: Well i guess you had to find out one way or another Clifford: What? D-5642: Benji, i’m not your only brother Clifford: Don’t call me Benji again and what? D-5642: Gladino was 6 years older than me Clifford: Is that the person who’s body was found in 194’s cell? D-5642: Yes it was Clifford: Now Kuma refused to tell me what you guys talked about so why has this been hidden from me for so long? D-5642: Gladino was a convicted criminal who murdered a mob boss, so when ma and pa had you, they decided to hide his identity Clifford: How did he get in the facility? D-5642: Fuck knows, he was probably a D class too Clifford: Well that’s all i needed, thanks for telling me D-5642: Is Kuma the name of the guy who interviewed me? He was an odd person Clifford: Yes he was, security you can take D-5642 back to his cell now

+support wait maynard doesn’t have foundation comms?