@MiniEpic,
This letter is in response to your request to resign from your positions as Lead Admin and Police Commissioner. We appreciate your dedication and service to the community in these vital roles.
However, after careful consideration, your resignation is hereby denied with no possibility to appeal.
Frankly, the community would descend into pixelated chaos without your, ahem, "interesting" brand of justice and, well, "leadership." Besides, who else would sort through the endless stream of complaints about missing socks and misplaced car keys? Look, we get it. Being awesome is tiring. But consider this a mandatory tour extension. Think of it as a vacation... from having a life. If you still insist on this ludicrous plan, prepare for a world of paperwork so thick it'll block out a supernova. Just kidding (mostly).
Point being, you're stuck. Get used to it. Now go forth and make questionable yet strangely effective decisions.
Sincerely,
The Powers That Be (a.k.a. We Don't Take Kindly to Desertion Around Here)
(Just kidding, hope you enjoy your retirement man! O7)