MONKEY MAN

[not ben]

Name and Research Rank: Chef , Research Traniee

Subject(s): ST SPC Kresh

 

Targeted Results: A monkey man, using the limbs of a monkey to easily out maneuver and out flank enemies.

Actual Results: A monkey man/pirate with one monkey arm, one wooden peg arm, and two monkey legs. Subject was also given a eyepatch (left eye was removed) and scurvy (scurvy was suggested by Carl)

Procedures performed: Subject was sedated and strapped down. Armour and helmet were removed. Left arm was amputated,vitals were checked. right arm was amputated, vitals were checked. arms were replace with a peg and a monkey arm. Legs were amputated (right than left) then both replaced with monkey legs (right than left). patients left eye was romover and eye socket was covered with an eyepatch. Scurvy was injected at this time. Subject was awoken then moved to the checkup area. A standard checkup was done showing all was good except for the left leg. Ketamine was administered followed by anti-infectant and a bandage to fix up his left leg. Patient was given a bottle of Ibuprofen. 

 

How could the procedure be improved: I wish the right arm was monkey and not wood, otherwise this experiment went wonderful

[Friend Maple]

I would be curious to know how the patient behaved as the mixture of Ketamine, scurvy, anti-infectant, anti-inflamatory, and the shock of the surgery would have sure been a wonderful cocktail to observe.

Did the patient even live, and for how long?

 

[not ben]

The patient lived for some time waddling around on a peg leg whilst also behaving like a monkey. A sight to behold. than he ran away and avoided re-capture and is presumed dead.