Friend Maple Posted September 20, 2020 Share Posted September 20, 2020 Hello everyone. As a member of the community and the self-proclaimed head of Workplace Safety I would like for all members of our staff who have the privilege of wielding the glow-sticks of sharp stinging pain to submit themselves to specialized workplace safety training. In this course you will: Exercise your dexterity skills by tracing wall angels with your friends Practice touching ignition sticks in a way that doesn't cause bodily harm to our friends in the white plastic suits Bake E-11 cookies using hand sparkles to give out to the other regiments Confront the repressed feelings of long lost loved ones and the fear of disappointing your master Go over hard hat safety and many other OSHA mandated security measures After completing this course you will receive a printed out certificate with your name on it as well as a congratulations on your success in making the ISD a better place. All in all, please stop stabbing me. My bacta injector doesn't work as fast as your plasma shaft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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