Illager, Director of Memes Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Name: Illager Rank: JR At the time (Researcher I as of writing) Clearance Level: 2 Date of Incident: August 15, 2019 Describe the incident: In an experiment to see if SCP-999 could have a negative opinion of someone, D-[REDACTED]called SCP-999 "Nickelodeon Slime" and "Molten Cheese". Upon being called "Nickelodeon Slime", SCP-999 jumped onto and surrounded D-REDACTED's head, preventing breathing. SCP-999 got off after a few seconds. After being called "Molten Cheese", SCP-999 immediately "grabbed" the restraints with a pseudopod and attempted to enter the incinerator room. After crashing to the incinerator room's door multiple times, SCP-999 handed the restraints back to Illager. During the post-test checkup, D-REDACTED was found to have some of SCP-999's slime in his digestive system, and was prescribed laxatives as a result. After being scolded, 999 was remorseful and went back to being on its best behavior. List classes of SCP(s) involved: Safe. Immediate complications due to the incident: We don't know what affects 999's slime could have on the digestive system. Long-term complications due to the incident: SCP-999 may have a negative opinion of D-REDACTED and as such may make testing hard if chosen to test with SCP-999 again. Type of response towards incident (MTF/NTF/Security/ETC): Chased after SCP-999 with Illager while it was bringing D-REDACTED to the incinerator. Resolution towards incident: 999 giving up on entering the incinerator. How dangerous was the entirety of the situation?: Not at all dangerous, but could've been bad if the incinerator was open Extra Information: N/A Professional minge, PhD in shitposting. Research Manager, Hammer Down Private. Also known as Gutsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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