tem#: SCP 294
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP 294 is kept in an empty metal room, with access restricted to level 2.
Description: SCP 294 is a coffee machine that will make you any drink you want
Lore Name: Irvan Kalashnikov
Rank: AR
SCP: 249
Question / Idea:
MATERIAL ANALYSIS of the drink dispensed by the SCP subject from the input "PAIN", designated SCP-294-α. Prior testing has revealed that the subject will dispense the same orange liquid on every attempt.
Observations (What Happened During Test):
Together with Hazmat expert ZackMordon, AR Tuffy and AR Dutch we examined samples of SCP-294-α and found it to be an organic acid, primarily composed of carbon, hydrogen, oxygen and sulfur. These elements form long, chain-like molecules which rapidly break and reform, causing it to bubble at room temperature.
Consumption of SCP-294-α causes erratic pain and subjects expire shortly after (30s - 15 min). Autopsy concluded with severe damage to the nervous system as the cause of death, other cells were unaffected
Analysis / Conclusion (What Could Of Caused The Results):
SCP-294 produced a acid specifically targeting cells of the human nervous system, and is therefor hypothesized to have a advanced understanding of human biology and psychology, as it has been able to transcribe an abstract human concept, "PAIN", into biochemical properties, "Damage to the nervous system".
