Ability of SCP-330 candies to heal disease.

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Lore Rank/Name: Associate Researcher Fye

SCP #(s): SCP-1025 and SCP-330

 

Test Idea: To see if candies retrieved from SCP-330 can cure disease. SCP-1025 will be used to inflict disease upon subjects for testing purposes.

Background Research: 

    SCP-1025:

• An encyclopedia containing an article for every disease known to man.
• Reading an article will inflict the disease of which the article is about upon the user.

    SCP-330:

• A circular metal bowl containing many candies, on the side is a note reading, "Take no more than two."
• Taking none, one, or two candies will not have any adverse effect in and of itself.
• Those who take a third candy will have their hands severed at the wrist.
• Candies taken from SCP-330, when eaten, may provide beneficial effects to the user, such as wounds healing, or feeling refreshed. (Source from Adv. Researcher "Pathos")

Hypothesis: Red candies and Rainbow candies will be able to heal diseases.

 

Observations: 

    Test 1: Class-D subject (after a medical exam to ensure there were no pre-existing conditions) opened SCP-1025, onto an article titled, "Appendicitis." Class-D immediately felt a severe abdominal pain. Subject was instructed to remove a red candy from the bowl, and to eat it. Subject complied and began chewing, and collapsed. After approximately two minutes, the subject said he "felt better" and declined to participate in a second test. Subject was taken to med-bay for an exam and was deemed healthy by medical personnel. Amnestics were administered, and subject was returned to general population.

    Test 2: A new Class-D subject (after a medical exam to ensure there were no pre-existing conditions) opened SCP-1025, onto an article titled, "Stroke." Subject immediately showed signs of cognitive impairment, and collapsed. Subject was rushed to the med-bay and pronounced deceased.

    Test 3: As there was a risk of death while using SCP-1025, a Class-D with a pre-existing medical condition (Early stage cancer of the brain) was located. Subject was instructed to remove a rainbow candy from the bowl, and to chew it. Subject complied, and stated he felt no difference in his well-being. Subject was taken to the med-bay for an MRI scan, which turned up no signs of the previously diagnosed malady. Subject was administered amnestics and returned to general population.

Conclusion: No following tests were conducted, but it would appear that SCP-330 candies do have an ability to treat disease, both artificially inflicted by SCP-1025 and of natural causes.