Research Log 14 - "Goodbye Head!"

[mikey!]

Name and Research Rank: Jack [Research Supervisor]

Subject(s): Joker & Bobby

 

Targeted Results: Ability to live and fight without certain limbs. (If you lose a limb on the force there may be a type of training / potion to fix this issue!)

Actual Results: Joker was able to (slightly) walk with two stubs for legs, after asking him to walk it is nearly impossible for him. After Carl talks to him regarding the reason for removing the limbs and then that's when it hit Jack, removing someone's legs and making them walk is actually worse for them... Bobby's head and toes were cut off to simulate some sort of zombie creature, and we all know zombies live forever right? Well wrong after 26 seconds of Bobby losing his brain he died. Carl also questioned the reasoning behind removing ones head and then that's when it hit Jack again. Whenever you lose your head you die. This experiment was deemed a failure by Jack and he swore to never do anything like this again. 

Procedures performed: First removal of the legs for Joker, sadly to see the amount of pain the subject would go through (for science of course) Jack deiced to remove any pain killers that the subject would receive so the test would be more realistic the recording of the procedure had to be stopped due to the screaming of the subject and the amount of agony they went through. Bobby's head was surgically cut off with a "Golden Machete" it was also studded with diamonds, after inspecting the body the diamonds broke multiple blood lines and it was what eventfully killed him. 

 

How could the procedure be improved: In general to never do this again, the experiment was failure to start but if you want to attempt and improve it you must start by using a different blade for the removal of the head and by using pain killers for the subjects. Afterwards Shock came into Medbay with "reports" of the unauthorized removal of limbs. This situation was unrelated to the experiment.

[Friend Maple]

Although your experiment might appear to be a complete failure what you actually ended up doing here is creating a baseline for future experiments.

 

Now if we wish to cut the heads off of other people and measure results we have a time which we would expect them to die at. If they make it past that time, we have made progress.

I wouldn't throw out head chopping just yet.