yummydirt Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Lore Name: Dr Dirt Rank: Researcher Clearance Level: Level 2 List of personnel involved in testing: Junior Researcher Fate(?) (Forgot his name and the roster isn't updated to show him) Level D personnel involved: 1 SCP: SCP-1162 Hypothesis: If SCP-1162 gives you something you've been searching for, then we can use it to find out what item a D Class wants the most. Observation: Dr Dirt, a D Class, and Junior Researcher [redacted] entered the room containing SCP-1162. Dr Dirt handed the D Class 1 bottle of Tito's Handmade Vodka and was instructed to reach into the hole and grab what he found. After some struggle (the D Class may have a mental disability) the D Class managed to reach in and grab 1 Bottle of Vodka with russian letters on it (the D Class was russian). Before, Dr Dirt could translate the letters, the D Class chugged the vodka and smashed the bottle. The D Class clearly had an anomalous amount of alcohol tolerance, though it is theorized that it could just be the russian in the D Class. On closer inspection, it was discovered that the 1 Bottle of Tito's Handmade Vodka was missing from the D Class who was clearly distressed about it. Dr Dirt administered amnesiac and sent the D Class back to D-Block with Junior Researcher [redacted]. Visual Stimuli (Photos/videos): N/A Errors and/or safety hazards: What if the D Class had gotten a gun? Dr. Dirt should have requested a security detail. Conclusion: If SCP-1162 gives you something you've been searching for, then we can use it to find out what item a D Class wants the most, as this D Class would not stop talking about vodka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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