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Lore Name: Parkland27 Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:7956025 Rank: Lead Researcher Activity Level: 10/10 unless im taking a shit

Name: Parkland27 Rank: Lead Researcher Required Escorts: 1 with tranq (2 unless you need someone with a tranq as well), and 3 Test Subjects SCP: 939 (Keter) Gadget: AA-939-Cream, AA-939-Milkshake, AA-939-Pill, AA-939-Smoke (Gas), AA-939-Spray, AA-939-SP (Smoke-Pill) Preferred Gadget: The Smoke is easily accessible, you can wear a gas mask and pump it through there, its tasteless, odorless, and is just like oxygen, plus I administered to myself and some security, and well, no negative affects, and I'm breathing better now than i was the day before taking it. Observation: AA-939-Cream is faulty and is shitty and doesn't work for stopping the affects of SCP-939s breath, but what the FUCK IT DOES is make people talk non stop, blah blah blah blah blah holy shit, it might be good for making people talk if you're bored but stay the fuck away from me if you get that shit on you. AA-939-Milkshake: This shit had a bit of side affects, but it did work, the Class-D seem to not have any memory loss, besides the fact of insulting the SHIT out of me for 30 minutes straight! AA-939-Pill: Word of advice, this isn't something you want to play with, unless you want to shit your pants, literary, A lot more happen than i could write down, Severe coughing, severe ball kicking, severe spasms, severe itching and scratching the nails, severe bowl movements, severe delusions, this pill is deadly, just dont use it. AA-939-Smoke (Gas) This one is harmless, you breath this in, you'll be fine, If you somehow breath in SCP-939s breath, and have AA-939-Smoke already in your system you'll be fine, issue is, um, I think it cures the amnestic ability to make you forget, SCP-939 is still deadly no matter what, you'll basically hunt down SCP-939 when you breath it in, and be scared of the color red, so thats taken care of now, and you wont be affected no more from SCP-939, that takes care of that. AA-939-Spray: This had no negative affects, the only bad side about this, you'll still forget no matter what after being exposed to SCP-939s breath. AA-939-SP (Smoke-Pill): This seems to cause panic but that could just be the usually affects of SCP-939s amnestics ability, because well, you forgot where you're at, and the Smoke-Pill didn't work at all sadly, the Class-D didn't remember shit, especially sticking their heads into SCP-939s mouth and getting a lung full of SCP-939s breath. Conclusion: AA-939-Smoke would be our best chance at trying to eradicate the SC-939s amnestics ability, and this can save many countless lives in case of a breach. I breathed in the Smoke and well, I'm still fine till this day, I would like to request permission to either have this Smoke ready on standby or have it in the arsenal of the medbay or MTF, or even Security. All test logs Name: Parkland27 Current Rank: LR Who else was with you?: MTF NU7 PVT Bagel BAGL, 3 class D SCP: 939 and 939-1 What were you trying to find out? would my new anti-amnestic cream specfically for SCP-939s amnestics affects work for not allowing erasing memory affects? What happened during your experiment? Well, i applied the cream to the Class-D, I had to get both 939s tranquilized and cuffed in order to safely allowing all 3 Class D to get breath amount of breath into their lungs. Sadly the cream did not work, i allowed the cream to absorb into their bodies but it didn't seem to do jack, Next I'll try to use a pill to anti amenstic the affects, all 3 Class-D do not remember what happened. Extra note: I think this cream causes people to not stop talking, I shit you not the class D would not STOP TALKING for the entire 15 minutes of waiting for someone to escort me back to D block, they also were trying to break endlessly, and started to insult me and yell at me? I really don't know the negative affects of this cream, so just a heads up if anyone wants to use this cream good luck! Name: Parkland27 Current Rank: LR Who else was with you?: PHi 2 Operative Tyler, 3 Class-D SCP: 939 What were you trying to find out? What if i gave the Class-D a milkshake made to stop amnestics from taking affect from SCP-939 What happened during your experiment? well i shoved the liquid down their throats, it seemed to have negative side affects soon after, but i had the Class-D breath in a large amount of SCP-939s breath, they still remember what happened, until they were sprayed with amnestics at medbay Name: Parkland27 Current Rank: LR Who else was with you?: MTF NU7 CPL Rainbow R56S, SEC JFTO SGT Dreamsmike, 3 Class-D SCP: 939 What were you trying to find out? What if i shoved a pill down the Class-Ds throats in order to stop the affects of SCP-939 ahead of time? What happened during your experiment? I shoved the pill down the Class-Ds throats in order to get the affects of the pill started, This seemed to have negative side affects as well, as severe coughing but that was about it, I had the class-D breath in SCP-939s breath, and wala, the Class-D still remember breathing in the fucking stench that makes up SCP-939s breath. Name: Parkland27 Current Rank: LR Who else was with you?: SEC JFTO SGT DREAMIKE, AR BEAVER, 3 Class-D SCP: 939 What were you trying to find out? If i gave the Class-D smoke inhalation of the smoke that i created to prevent memory loss of SCP-939 What happened during your experiment? I left the smoke their on the floor to allow them to inhale it, They seem to not have any side affects at all and they were fine actually, they got a lung full of SCP-939, and they seem to remember everything until i had them amnesticed at medbay, this one seems to be the most friendly test since that of the pill, further testing on this gas may prove effective in the long run! Name: Parkland27 Current Rank: LR Who else was with you?: MTF TAU 5 POERATIVE TYLER, MTF NU7 LCPL SLOPASAURES 335I, 3 Class D SCP: 939 What were you trying to find out? Would my new spray constructed from a tub, globe, cardboard box, and soda can work? What happened during your experiment? This spray was extremely useless, they had no clue what happened, and also it had no negative affects, it could still be utilized in someway to lessen the affects of the pill, but the gas could still be useful in a wide utilization in a mass 939 breach. Name: Parkland27 Current Rank: LR Who else was with you?: MTF NU7 LCPL SLOPASAURES 3351, SEC JFTO SFC Islandtoad SCP: 939 What were you trying to find out? If i out some of the smoke, and the pill into together to prevent the effects of SCP-939s amnestics ability. What happened during your experiment? It was pretty shitty for the most part, the pill w/ Smoke did nothing, it just didn't work, the class D dont remember anything, and started to freak out. I had administered the smoke to I and the escorts since i forgot to put on a hazmat so did they, 'surprise surprise' and well, the smoke had no negative effects, i had them wear a gas mask with the smoke, so then they wouldn't be affected and freak the fuck out, for the most part, more research shall be conducted on this 'smoke' i made to prevent SCP-939s amnestics ability

Date if Interview 2/13/2021 5:00 PM Topic: to basically get as much information i can out of this so called 'SCP' Me: So you're some dimension jumper? SCP: Yea so go into different realities unwilling Me: What's the most craziest reality you've been in SCP: The Spiders Me: what's that about? is it like huge ass fucking spiders or something? As i start burping a lot, SCP-507 starts staring at me Me: What are like in these- spider shits? 'No response' Me: ok that's alright, so are you like human? or like a different type of species? or something like that, do you know what I'm talking about? SCP: a course I'm human Me: ah ok, but you bleed, have emotions, you basically eat drink shit and piss, like a normal human as well? SCP: yea, i do everything like normal humans do, just cursed Me; Are you able to be killed or are you immortal? SCP: I can die but there is millions of people like me, look like me act like me and everything, for you to kill me it wouldn't do nothing, there is a infinite numbers of me and infinite of me that get forced into different realities everyday Me: are you able to control these powers in any way? SCP: No it could happen in any moment Me: what's the longest you haven't been teleported? SCP: 2 weeks Me: Did you have a normal life before all of this, or did this all just started happening at random? SCP: I dont remember, as far as i can remember its always been happening Me: so you were a kid at one point, you had a normal life, or has this always been happening basically SCP: This is all i remember Me: So its almost like this isn't your body but it is though SCP: i dont know how to put this way, but i live with this experience everyday, its just normal for me Me: Do you age or do not age? SCP: I dont think so Me: so for example you dont know if you're even 40 41 or even 42? but you only stay 40? SCP: I guess, i dont have much of sense of time in this place, since i get teleported to different realities time is different, so i can't tell off of age Me: do you know how long this has been happening for? SCP: I dont know Me: So what was your favorite dimension you've been through SCP: Favorite? I really dont know if i have favorites, i guess my nicest experience was watching a group of interdimensional people play basketball Me: You know in our dimension we have a whole bunch of sports and shit like that, you said basketball right? SCP: Yeah Me: we have a bit more than that, we do have basketball, um both genders, male and female, can play basketball, baseball, soccer, do you know anything about that? SCP: well yeah this is my home universe Me: Oh, i thought you were from different dimensions SCP: Nope, its possible, maybe there's a bit of differences, because its general the one that killed Abraham Lincoln Me: So there's unlimited amounts of dimensions you can go to? SCP: Yup, i can even go to my own kinds dimension my own like um people that like exactly like me, there was one where i was running for president, and we won, and it was interdimensional government, it was just a ton of ME's Me: so in this interdimensional basically with you, its more of a democratic system SCP: so like in this dimension we toke over the American government, and made our own, democratically a course. Me: so you guys take over dimensions? SCP: Well no, that was just once, that was probably the first time i seen more than 3 of me Me: and how are you created SCP: I wouldn't know, i would assume i was born like a normal human Me: Have you ever hurt or killed anybody? SCP: no not intentionally, its just that sometimes when somebody touches me or something, they get teleported with me, and the dimension doesn't like the people, like the extra people Me: does this always happen or- SCP: No Me: Any chance I can experiment and help you in anyway? SCP: Uh yeah, i just got to touch someone, and they'll come with me, i dont say their safety for anything Me: No i understand that, i mean im here to help you, if theirs any way i can, do you know if their is any possible way to stop it? SCP: No, i mean somehow, i dont know what he was, but this orangish suit i think, somehow was able to get out, i dont know how he got, but he got out Me: It almost seems like there is a time limit until you get sent back, more like a denied access type of way, if you can stay here, and i'll see what i can do to help you. I came back a few minutes later, I asked the SCP to teleport us to this any place he can, I was transported first to this empty pitch black right sorta, i estimated that the room was about 15 feet in each direction, in a boxed shape and not circular, i believe i was in the middle of the room. i was also teleported to this guy with a smile, I'll call if SCP-507-2, and it'll be short for -2, i had the 3 Class D get teleported as well, at this point i had released all 3 Class D, to allow them to roam around this room, I gave them orders to walk around to see how big this place is, I offered a handshake to (-2), and he shock my hand in return, i also found out that this SCP507-2 has encountered SCP-507 before, and -2 has his own dimension, which is where i just got teleported at, he can kill anybody at will, killing a Class D without even touching him, and lighting a Class D on fire As well, the Class-D said that the guy was scary, but i actually was more interested in asking a lot about him, everything was basically the same thing i asked 507, but SCP-507-2 doesn't know why 507s are scared of him 'probably because SCP-507-2 kills all of them. After returning back to our world, I got checked out, we found out that we had some weird disease, but it got fixed up by regular medicine, 507-2 seems to be able to kill anything and everything in his dimension, this is almost a considered Keter SCP depending on the issue at hand, but I believe it should be a Keter, due to if SCP-507-2 had the chance to enter our world, or have our world in his, he could basically kill us all in some XK class end of the world Scenario.

Date of Interview: 2/5/2021 10:00 AM The topic: Just to ask what SCP-035s opinion is on all sentient SCPs, and a my custom list of questions Extra Information: SCP-035 is this ceramic comedy mask dating back to Greek origins, it is not to be screwed around with, it is a Keter class SCP, and has been infamous for major Keter and Euclid breaches. Approx time to finish reading (30 minutes) START SCP-035: You should let me out of here EXP Parkland27: Nope... Alright uhh... I'ma ask you a bunch of questions, so you're going to be here for a while, is that alright? SCP-035: That's perfectly fine by me chief EXP Parkland27: 'during this time i am getting my notes together' *Yawns* What do you think about SCP-610? SCP-035: He's a pretty chill guy, I wouldn't really spend my weekends with him though, i wouldn't really take over the world with him... he's a bit of a lazy... stoop EXP Parkland27: Alright, what do you think of SCP-049? SCP-035: 049?... hm... well... I think, me and him have similar ideas, but his way of doing it of execution is not really good EXP Parkland27: Alright, what do you think of SCP-096 SCP-035: I understand his need for human flesh, but like... i dont really... for say he needs as much or like he would, he shouldn't really, but should only kill when he has to, i mean like, i know he- his face is kinda weird, and stuff like that but, like -intelligible- EXP Parkland27: Ok, what do you think about SCP-173 SCP-035: Hm... he's pretty cool, i just, he should really learn that he can get it in his head that he can move around even when people aren't blinking, like i know he might be a little shy, and i know all of this may happen, and stuff like that, but he should really learn how to move around when people are looking at him. EXP Parkland27: Ok, what do you think about SCP-1048 and SCP-1048-A SCP-035: There just teddy bears, with extra danger, there's nothing really to say... other than teddy bear go brrr EXP Parkland27: Ok, what do you think about SCP-966 SCP-035 I dont know much about him, hes quiet... and does a bunch of stuff i dont know EXP Parkland27: What do you think about SCP-5208-GL SCP-035: SCP-52- SCP-5208-GL? hm... EXP Parkland27: yeah, the toy soldiers SCP-035: Yea? how did they get animated? that's my question EXP Parkland27: I dont know? SCP-035: because they were just to soldiers, now they just got pistols EXP Parkland27; Probably some kid stuck the fucking toy soldiers up there nose, and maybe their mucus was magical or some shit SCP-035: I dont know... (pause) Going to cause a accidental breach after this? EXP Parkland27: Huh?! EXP Parkland27: Dude I'm not breaking you out bro! so quit asking SCP-035: Hm EXP Parkland27: Was that all you needed to say? SCP-035 (clearly frustrated) Yea pretty much MTF walks in MTF: Everything good in here sir? EXP Parkland27: Yea everythings good, he keeps on wanting to break, and keeps telling me he wants to do a 'accidental' breach 'wink wink' this dude over here keeps saying that so yeah... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT Testing on a was being conducted so I'll start on the part of the interview again, that's why I reacted, but they were testing next store, and were cross testing, so moving on EXP Parkland27: Ok, what do you think out SCP-066? SCP-035: I dont know who the fuck this Eric guy is though EXP Parkland27: Oh, he says Eric and basically plays creepy music, and keeps saying Eric and Eric over and over again, if you say Eric he'll attacks you SCP-035: Yea I figured that out the hard way EXP Parkland27: So you dont know anything about it SCP-035: No not really EXP Parkland27: So what do you think about SCP-912, its basically a cop and kinda helps out the foundation in someway SCP-035: I dont- you guys use him so technically he's not a SCP, just basically a... like... martyr that you guys use, he's there, but you use him way to much. EXP Parkland27: Ok, what do you think about SCP-106? SCP-035: -intelligible- he's pretty chill, you know, um, i like how he can phase through stuff, i wish I could, so i could take over the world (pause) world domination rules EXP Parkland27: Alright what about SCP-999 SCP-035: Again you use him way to much, sorry but you guys use him way to much, he's an SCP, not your personally healer EXP Parkland27: What do you think about SCP-1424, its a ah... dog SCP-035: its a puppy, who doesn't like a puppy. EXP Parkland27: Shi- I think its a little to big to be a fucking puppy to be honest with you. EXP Parkland27: Alright, what do you think about SCP-939 and SCP-939-1? SCP-035: Well, their genetic make up honestly makes them pretty good predators, except that they're blind. EXP Parkland27: Except that they're blind? SCP-035: Yes except that they're blind SCP-035: they... They can... only see sounds or- not see sounds, but hear sounds, so like... if you guys could make some shoes that make no noise when you walk, maybe you can capture him better, you know, 'when they escape' EXP Parkland27: Alright, what do you think about SCP-280? MTF walks back in MTF: Uh sir? EXP Parkland27: Yea what's up? [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] SCP-035: Are you saying you want to have an uprising? A test was conducted on SCP-035 with a huge spider Moving on EXP Parkland27: What do you think about SCP-280, its like a shadow basically SCP-035: Yeah he hides away too much, and doesn't know how to speak to people, except for its face. EXP Parkland27: Alright, what do you think about SCP-682? SCP-035: What other can I say except that its a giant fucking lizard. At this time Chaos Insurgency begins attacking Moving On EXP Parkland27: Ok, what do you think about SCP0-2191-1? SCP-035: he needs to get over the blood thing its so 2012 EXP Parkland27: ok, um, what do you think about yourself 'SCP-035-1?' SCP-035: I'm a pretty chill guy, i dont... hurt anyone, i just want to world domination purge the, purge the um, non-believers EXP Parkland27: You are not a chill guy, I'll tell you that, you breached SCP-682 about a week ago, and almost killed everybody, and 'almost' caused the nuke the go off (pause) So I dont know how you're chill. EXP Parkland27: Ok what do you think of SCP-098? its basically a head crab that will cut you open pretty good SCP-035: He's a pretty cool person, and is pretty surgical, um... he doesn't talk a lot though EXP Parkland27: Ok what do you think about SCP-131-A and SCP-131-B? SCP-035: I really dont know anymore, they're just eyes that run around chief, but they do warn researchers like you so that's pretty good, why don't you have one follow you today? EXP Parkland27: They're not here, but i am going to preform a Termination test on them later EXP Parkland27: Alright, what about SCP-527 the fish guy that's basically human SCP-035: He's annoying, I dont like him myself, he talks way too much EXP Parkland27: Alright, what about SCP-076-2? SCP-035: Genghis Khan Remastered EXP Parkland27: What about SCP-343 'God' SCP-035: He's fucking scary EXP Parkland27: Why is he scary? SCP-035: Because he can literary do anything EXP Parkland27: What do you think about SCP-457 'The burning man' SCP-035: He is also very scary, he will immediately set you on fire, burning FUCKING hurts! EXP Parkland27: Alright, Why do you breach? SCP-035: To take over the world, and free the facility of all it's dangers EXP Parkland27: Alright, what do you think about the Foundation? SCP-035: ahh, i could do without them, but glad they're here EXP Parkland27: What do you think of the MTF? SCP-035: They're annoying, their aim sucks, their trainings are wrong EXP Parkland27: What do you think they can do to improve their training? SCP-035: Have aiming practices once and while... and dont let anyone in EXP Parkland27: uhh, what do you think you're here for? SCP-035: To purge the world of its wrongs EXP Parkland27: What do you think of the medical staff? SCP-035: They're pretty cool, I've got shots from them before, other than that, pretty cool EXP Parkland27: What do you think of the Utility Staff? SCP-035: They're quiet, and keep to themselves which is pretty good, and willing to let me go once and while, but they look cool EXP Parkland27: What do you think of GENSEC? At this time SCP-035 has been breached by Doctor Bright Moving on EXP Parkland27: Ok, what do you think of the Ci or Chaos Insurgency? SCP-035: Ah, pretty chill guys, they-they've let me out a few times, occasionally EXP Parkland27: What do you think of the Class-D? SCP-035: I mean... they can go but they can also leave, they help me spread the infection EXP Parkland27: Alright that was the like question i got to get the fuck out of here Chaos insurgency is attacking SCP-035 hey wait! come back for a second EXP Parkland27: What? SCP-035: If you ever want to come in here and chill- EXP Parkland27: Fuck that End of Test