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Date of Interview: 10/12/19 Topic of Interview: Gaining a better understanding to what SCP 999's diet should be, while only utilizing yes no questions to communicate easier Notes Pre-Interview: SCP-999 will be interviewed in the Light/Euclid testing area, instructed to do 2 actions to answer questions, A yes will be indicated by a jump, a no will be indicated by a spin Interviewer: Development Junior Researcher Scissors Interviewee: SCP 999 ---------------------------------------------------BEGIN LOG---------------------------------------------------- Q: Does your current diet satisfy you? A: Yes Q: Do you think it can be improved? A: Yes Q: Do you like to eat meat more than other types of food? A: No. Q: Do you like sugary foods more than other types of food? A: Yes. Q: Do you like candy in particular? A: Yes. Q: So would you like nutrient infused candy better than your current diet? A: (doesn't respond, probably cannot make up mind.) Q: If we put you on a run where you can cancel it at any time you wish, would you take it? A: Yes. -----------------------------------------------------END LOG----------------------------------------------------- Conclusion: SCP 999 is to be put on nutrient and vitamin infused candies unless deemed too "hyper" or it wishes otherwise.

Foreword: I fucked up, 912 canonically cannot talk, you can take this as your own canon but I won't. Date of Interview: 10/10/19 Topic of Interview: To gain any information not already had by the foundation, and if possible to gain access to the technology or anomaly used to manifest weapons, so foundation operatives may hold more weaponry. Notes Pre-Interview: Interviewee was wandering the facility, and was called to D block before being transported to another location to conduct the interview. Interviewer: Development Junior Researcher Scissors Interviewee: SCP 912 ---------------------------------------------------BEGIN LOG---------------------------------------------------- Q: Who originally employed you? A: Origin (incoherent) (Subject asked to elaborate, but says he forgot other details) Q: How do you manifest your tools? A: Stored within me, manifested the same way I manifest my conscience. Q: Does that mean you yourself are a manifestation? A: Indeed. Q: Is it possible for humans to manifest tools the same way you do? A: No. Q: Is it possible to attain one of your batons? A: Yes. (The subject hands over a baton) -----------------------------------------------------END LOG----------------------------------------------------- Post interview notes: The baton, designated SCP-912-B has not demanifested so far, It has proven to be indestructible, or near indestructible, it also seems to have indefinite power for shocking. Conclusion: The baton has been gained, origins of subject are of yet unknown. SCP-912-B is available for usage by any researcher for study/testing.