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Making the funny unfunny. Buy doing funny quotes here we goooooo


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“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”
—Mitch Hedberg

 

 

“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here. This is the war room.”
—President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove

 

 

“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
—Rita Rudner

 

and one more

 

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.”
—Phyllis Diller

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