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Name: Lorelius Hogglefart IV (Commonly referred to as Stud due to his overwhelming masculine energy) Age: 33 years and 4 months Race: Hyperborean Sex: Not yet (I'm scared of women) Height: 5'2 King Weight: 426 lbs / 193 kgs (peak garry's mod roleplayer physique) Looks: Boosie fade with dreads, pale white skin, size 16 shoes, and morbidly a beast (BMI of 42) Occupation: Stormtrooper Officer and Division 1 Ladies Man (#1 Ranked Recruit in the Galaxy) Backstory: Born a genetically perfect human specimen, Stud, similar to guts from berserk (literally the same person) has lived a life of hardship and tragedy. At the age of 4, he became cripplingly addicted to copenhagen wintergreen long cut and mikes hard lemonade. At the age of 6, he was struck by a forest green kia soul travelling at 11 miles per hour while exiting a Miami convenience store, tearing all of the ligaments in his knee, ending his dreams of declaring for the WNBA draft. On his 16th birthday, Stud illegally enlisted into the US army, shortly being dishonorably discharged after flipping the supply humvee onto his squad leader, spending 5 years in a military prison as a result of the situation. After being releaed, he hijacked a spacecraft from NASA headquarters and travelled to the star wars galaxy, making a crash landing on Naboo which caused 40 trillion credits in property damage, landing him in prison again for 4 years. After that he decided to lay low and sell bootleg taylor swift merchandise. Years later, 80 thousand hours of kanye west listened to on spotify, and 12 billion of gambling debts accrued, he enlisted into the galactic empire, being placed within the stormtrooper corps, bringing us to today. Statistically, activity on the server has skyrocketed 78% after Stud joined. And that is why I am the second best player to ever exist on Gaminglight, the first being the best director krennic and tank vice commander ever Baja Blast. (I wrote this on the toilet)