[MTF Beta-1 Application]

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[Wolfgang Neuman Player Report]

The fact that he continually and nonchalantly calls you an "autist" and comments about how you're on the "Asperger's Spectrum" is just awkward, unnecessary and disgusting by all means. Not to mention his condescending and pretentious demeanor when talking to you, which in itself isn't bannable, but just puts the icing on the rotten cake.

 

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[SCP-131: Companionship Test]

17 hours ago, frog said:

90/100

short

incredibly detailed  question/idea  good job on that

test is intresting

Thank you. Expect more experiments like this from me in the future.

[SCP-131: Companionship Test]

Lore Name: Hawk
Rank: Junior
SCP: 131

Question / Idea: Will a human treat SCP-131 with the same companionship as a house pet when given the opportunity to bond?  What will happen if and when they do? Could it endanger the subject and/or SCP?
Background Research: SCP-131-A and SCP-131-B (affectionately nicknamed the "Eye Pods" by personnel) are a pair of teardrop-shaped creatures roughly 30 cm (1 ft) in height, with a single blue eye in the middle of their bodies. SCP-131-A is burnt orange in color while SCP-131-B is mustard yellow. At the base of each creature is a wheel-like protrusion which allows for locomotion, suggesting that the creatures may be biomechanical in origin. The subjects can move surprisingly fast, covering over 60 m (200 ft) in a matter of seconds. The subjects, however, lack a braking system, which has led to some rather spectacular, if not overly amusing, mishaps involving the creatures. The subjects have also shown the ability to climb sheer surfaces, and have gotten lost in the air vents on more than one occasion.
Hypothesis: Once comfortable and calm with 131, the subjects will begin bonding with 131 as per usual with any other house pet with displays of affection. I am certain SCP 131 is incapable of outputting any source of danger, but usually will warn nearby people if there is an imminent threat as stated by the Foundation Records.  

Observations (What Happened During Test): The subjects did indeed display what I hypothesized. They treated 131 like a new puppy and were excited after a little bit. They were a little frightened at first but realized that 131 displayed no threat whatsoever.
Evidence/Visual Stimuli: Subjects displayed affection by crouch spamming near 131.

Analysis / Conclusion (What Could Of Caused The Results): Hypothesis was 100% correct. What I believe caused them to treat it like a puppy was that 131 respected their boundaries and displayed no aggression.
Was Your Hypothesis Correct?:  Yes

[Turnip's Resignation]

18 hours ago, MalfunctioningTurnip said:

It's time. 

I have had an extremely good time in Security. I have met many wonderful people, and I do not regret any second I have spent within this branch. Unfortunately, I have lost the passion that I had for Security recently, and I feel as though I must take an extended break. So this isn't going to be permanent, think of it as a very long break. 

That's about it. Below is a list of good and slightly stinky people whom I like.

Killaz - Best damn HOS 

Alpha - Ironically, plays on D-Class more than Security

Cryo - Still smells

Dread - Edge

Stabby, Poptarts, Saiba, Ape, etc. - A very wonderful group of friends I have met. 

Sinnik - Old Man

Sixx - The eternal 2LT

Dash - Another good friend of mine

Reaper - Drill Sergeant Guy

Rektify - You WILL receive a promotion from me sooner or later

Happy - The eternal 1LT

I think that's about it. If you aren't on this list, I didn't know you well enough or I just forgot. Sorry.

I'll see you guys later. I'll still be active on the Discord server n such. Bye.

Bye Turnip. Just remember, you are a sacred temple and forever will be

[Security Roll Call [Closed]]

 

Name:Hawk

Rank:LCPL

FTO Rank (If Applicable, SGT+):N/A

Why should you retain your rank (WO+ must respond | 150+ words):N/A

Any Notes, Questions, or Concerns?: So far I’m really liking being in Security but I think there should be more opportunities for people to prove their true worth in the branch and be able to help out more