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Thin was born in 1972 in Langfeng China, with the government name Lil Wayne. His early life consisted of yelling very non GL appropriate words on CoD SND matches and attending school. His family had high social credit so he got free education. Being the best rapper in the Democratic Peoples Trap Nation School (DPTNS), He graduated with a degree in Mumble Rap and Trap.

He enlisted in the PLA (People's Liberation Army) at age 19. And on April 15th, 1989, he and several hundred troops were deployed to Tianamen Square to 'supervise a peaceful protest.' After serving the glorious country of China for the first time, he was deployed into the local Dennys. Hordes of protesters were peacefully escorted out of the streets with nonviolent methods.

After reading a note that said 'Tibet is a country's under his desk, he lost over 700 social credit. This brought him from a outstanding 1200 social credit to a mere 500. The CCP treated his family to a 'rent free paid off vacation.' He was also arrested for going below the social credit limit. He was sentenced to death on September 6th, 1989. They treated him very well in their 'penalized labor system' where the SCP foundation picked him off death row. After touching up on China, he realized how horrible it was. Immediately, he went onto Twitter on a smuggled early age cell phone to tweet the following:

'Got deported out of China to a place called Site-50. Not sure where I am but oh well. Tibet is a country, independence, freedom, civil rights, the truth of Tianamen Square, what happened at Dennys 1989. #FreeLilWayne #FuckTheCCP #BajaBlast

 

He now resides in death row while crouching up and down with a peculiar Golden Golf Club, whilst bludgeoning the guards. He got the name Thin after doing a parlor trick involving several adult rated novels, a straw, and some cooking oil. He sits within the foundation, waiting out his time and counting his days until he can be let free and hear the tragedy of DogeCoin and TayK.

Free Melly Free TayK Free Fetty Wap Free Pooh Shiesty
Current Rank/s: none dumbass
Former Ranks: E11 2LT, CI SM, RND SVA, Gen-Sec MSGT, Nu7 SGT, RRH Guardians

 

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