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Glowbat Safety Course


Friend Maple

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Hello everyone. As a member of the community and the self-proclaimed head of Workplace Safety I would like for all members of our staff who have the privilege of wielding the glow-sticks of sharp stinging pain to submit themselves to specialized workplace safety training.

In this course you will:

  • Exercise your dexterity skills by tracing wall angels with your friends
  • Practice touching ignition sticks in a way that doesn't cause bodily harm to our friends in the white plastic suits
  • Bake E-11 cookies using hand sparkles to give out to the other regiments
  • Confront the repressed feelings of long lost loved ones and the fear of disappointing your master
  • Go over hard hat safety and many other OSHA mandated security measures

After completing this course you will receive a printed out certificate with your name on it as well as a congratulations on your success in making the ISD a better place.

All in all, please stop stabbing me. My bacta injector doesn't work as fast as your plasma shaft.

 

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