SCP-294 TEST

[The Bubbler]

Lore Name: Zobish
Rank: AR
SCP: 294

Question / Idea: What will happen if we type out various items and feelings into SCP-294 and make a class-D drink them?
Background Research:294 is known to produce various drinks from safe to dangerous.
Hypothesis: The Class-D will experience various side-affects from the liquids given to them.

Observations (What Happened During Test):First off we typed in "BEER" to see if what came out would intoxicate the class-D,  the class-D drank the alcohol and went into a rage going to the machine and proceeding to type in "BEER" multiple times, even managing to break out when we restrained him,  until he soon after typed in a different drink which he succumbed to the effects of, dying in the process,  the type of drink he drank is currently unknown to us at the time. The second class-D was escorted into the room with 294 and when we typed in "FEAR", "EGGS", "COURAGE", "CURRY", and "COLD" the cup was empty every time, but once we typed in "BLOOD" the class-D reported that it "Tasted like red wine." then the class-D started bleeding and perished shortly after. After a while past another class-D was escorted in, first we tried "EYEDROPS" which didn't dispense. However when we typed in "PICKLE" he somehow turned into a pickle and spouted "He turned himself.... into a goddamn pickle.... funniest shit I've ever seen." which was quite strange.

Evidence/Visual Stimuli: The first class-D as mentioned in the observations broke out of his restraints and typed in "BEER" into the machine quite a few times, how he broke out of his restraints so fast and hastily is currently unknown. The second class-D was fine until we typed in the substance "BLOOD" into 294, which it then dispensed a red liquid that the class-D consumed, he then started to bleed without our knowledge and then perished in front of us. The third class-D drank the "PICKLE" juice and turned into a pickle, perishing in-front of us.

Analysis / Conclusion (What Could Of Caused The Results): Our guess to what happened to the first class-D is that before all of this he was a raging alcoholic and the intoxication sent him into an unstoppable rage, the final drink he drank could've been a type of poison or a type of metal considering how fast he perished. We assume that the second class-D drank something related to the blood of Christ and therefor perished for it, therefor confirming why it "Tasted like red wine.", but which is still strange for there is no info in the bible of it killing those who drink it. We have no idea why the third class-D was turned into a pickle.
Was Your Hypothesis Correct?: Yes.