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SCP 066 Test


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Lore Name: Dr. James McCain

Rank: Junior Researcher

SCP: SCP 066

 

Question / Idea: If two people were to say "Erik" to SCP 066 simultaneously at an equal distance apart, would 066 prioritize one or the other? 

Background Research: SCP 066 is amorphous mass of yarn, ribbon, and what appear to be human eyeballs weighing about one kilogram. This appearance is relatively recent, SCP 066 only choosing this appearance after incident 066-2, where D-066-4437 was attempting to cut yarn from its former appearance, when SCP 066 asked the d class personnel if it was Eric. After responding negatively, it morphed into its current shape and made various noises.

Hypothesis: I didn't believe SCP 066 will prioritize one target over another. It has been previously known to play Beethoven's 2nd at decibels over 140. If multiple people were to say Eric in its presence, I don't see why it wouldn't just do that again. However, upon bringing this topic up to my co-workers, they seemed remarkably interested in the question stated above.

Observations (What Happened During Test): Me and a security escort transported two D class personnel into SCP 066's containment area. SCP 066 was strapped down in the middle of the room by my security escort, SCP 066 showing little to no resistance. I then measured ten meters in the east and west direction and had the d class personnel stand in those spots, both equal distance away from SCP 066. As was previously instructed two them, on the count of 3 they both said Eric at the same time. In a rather unexpected move, SCP 066 made an effort to move towards the D class personnel that was on the east side of SCP 066. The eyes adorning SCP 066's current appearance looked bloodshot, or even rabid as it tried fruitlessly to get closer. This was actually rather fortunate, as my security escort had forgotten to put on his special 066 ear muffs until this point. the D class personnel on the west side was then directed to loosen the straps on SCP 066. Once he had barely touched the straps, they burst loose, and SCP 066 moved about one meter closer to the D class personnel on the east before producing Beethoven's second at around 143 decibels, causing permanent deafness in both subjects. After it was over, both d class personnel were escorted back to d block, and the test concluded.
 

 Analysis / Conclusion: I have two ideas as to why SCP 066 had responded the way he did. Upon entering the test chamber, the d class personnel on the east had said SCP 066 looked "Fucking hideous". This proposes the idea that SCP 066 can not only hear and understand humans, despite not having and visible ears, but is also capable of holding grudges. A more scientific explanation would be the D class on the east weighed about 7 pounds heavier then the D class on the west. So it's also possible that it prioritizes based on body weight. It's is clear to me that more tests on this subject will need to be conducted in order to determine which of those possibilities is the real explanation. 

Evidence/Visual Stimuli: N/A

Was your hypothesis correct?: Not in the slightest. I was very pleasantly surprised and intrigued by the results.

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Score: A

Grade: Quality

Lore: 20/20

066 has very unpredictable results, it's practically impossible NOT to be lore-friendly with it.

Creativity: 20/20

While this is a pretty common test, you utilized actual measurements and data, which most new JRs (and even some AR's and Researchers) don't do.

Presentation: 18//20

While the use of scientific measurements bumps this up, you didn't really mess with the font or color, nor did you add anything that makes it LOOK like an actual document.

Writing: 40/40

While it does not look like a document, it certainly reads like one, which is a massive plus.

Professional minge, PhD in shitposting. Research Manager,  Hammer Down Private. Also known as Gutsy.

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