killermankey Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 So I bet your wondering. who the fuck am I? welp I am Jared Fogle. CI rocket engineer, explosives maniac professional, d-boi advocate, this fogle started by becoming a d class for child pornography (of course). Some how through insane bullshitery and the sexual assault and subsequent murder of a Security CPL John Battony (first character somehow didn't get cpl WL removed.) he Impersonated and rose to the senior command of it. at that time trouble stirred he joined the MTF Nu7 but lost interest in it and left. then when he was through with it he jumped in the acid lake. And once again became a D-class. now it being more then a couple of month he was free of termination cause of the bureaucracy being mildly fucked from the absence. he managed to escape in a riot and due to a massive robot tying up all the mtf ( cryolast ) he was able to crawl into the arms of CI being a escapee by himself he was trained into CI. he rose the ranks becoming a LT at his highest. during the time spent he was diagnosed with so many mental illnesses the proper procedure for when he was off his meds was to dump an entire pill bottle into his throat after being restrained. the pills were usually carried by a CI member named Silver. during the brief moments of him being off his meds Jared Fogle crafted and tinkered. from entire warehouses being turned into horrid torture rooms where he made a tv show call cooking with the bodies. (of which there are 8 episodes the premier being making a truffle and E-11 Cmdr Ghopit leg) these videos where uploaded to youtube and saved on a sim card buried among the island and has not been found yet. other things that have happened where: Elevator inventor, fort constructor, Missile Scientist making quick fire unguided missles that would hit Gate A in 5-10 seconds (have the advdupe 2 of it) with a seat able to carry up to 8 people without to much problems, and elastic powered kill devices, and built age of sail schooners. There are reports of Space craft being built by him reported as: as a bunch of random shit, duct tape, and red paint. he was reported to be acting as a Ork during the episode saying " IF ITZ RED IT GOEZ FASTA GITZ. " through this disciplinary actions led to him leaving CI and stealthing back to d block due to he would be hunted by CI for leaving. in a recent turn of events a complicated undercover and then improv breach men in CI had been promoted and extracted Jared Fogle from the foundation and has joined back as CI... new stuff will be added as the story continues. mind the spelling and i hope you like the little story of me on the server! RETINA BURN BOI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rektify Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 RDM ~Your Local SCP Lead Admin~ Aka: Rekti-HighThe REAL Don Godfather 527 | CEO of the Minge Team | The Baby Joe | Leader of the Fish Mafia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Alpha_ Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 what the fuck Former DHOS Current GENSEC LTCOL - Deputy Head Juggernaut - HIRU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[GL] Dtscalice Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 You forgot to add me being on 999 jelly and you batting me in the head giving me a concussion XD Truth is just a matter of perspective. The duty of every soldier is to protect the innocent ~Captain Price (Modern Warfare 2) Former CMD Positions: E11 1LT, Medical Chief Manager, CI LT and SRIC, Alpha 1 CPL, RRH Squad Lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skela Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 This gave me TronCat Vibes by Tyler The Creator. Yuh imm@ Thash Dat B¡tch!!*^€{ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corners Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 -support Loves Corners, Corner. Corner. Former Imperial Commandos VCMDR Fixer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[GL] Inaccurate Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 wtf did I just read. It broke my brain "Pay increase declined. Welcome to the Foundation, get used to it." -O5-6 3rd time Head of Medical Staff | Ex-Director of Research and Security | Ex-Director of Utility | Ex-Senior Admin for SCP-RP | Ex-Admin for TTT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M8VP ツ Posted January 27, 2020 Share Posted January 27, 2020 52 minutes ago, [GL] Inaccurate said: wtf did I just read. It broke my brain Retired CI LTCMDR | Proud Enuzer | Roblox Pro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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