[GL] Smokey Posted January 24, 2020 Share Posted January 24, 2020 Name: Junior researcher Smokey Clearance level: level 2 List of personnel: Junior researcher gorp, research supervisor, MTF unit Amount of D class: 2 SCP: SCP 294, 106, 999 Errors and/or safety hazards: black fluids coming from stomach. Most likely from the secretions of 106. question: What will happen if a class d ingests a cup of 999 and a cup of 106 secretions background research: 999 is known to cure depression and 106 secretions are corrosive. Hypothesis: 999 would hopefully cure depression when ingested. And that when a D class drinks 106 that drinking 999 will get rid of the pain. Observation: The D class was instructed to drink 999 by us. Once he was finished we asked him how he felt. He mentioned that he felt a lot happier and that his depression was gone. Then we instructed the 2nd D class to drink 106. He reported that it hurt and he could barley even get the words out. We saw some black liquid pouring out of his stomach. We then gave him a second cup. When he was finished with that one he fell to the floor screaming. We then gave him a cup of 999 and he felt better immediately. After that we brought them to the med bay to give them amnesties. conclusion: The D class had his depression cured after drinking 999. And the second one drank 106 and felt no more pain after drinking 999. Do your results align with your hypothesis?: Yes it did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Illager, Director of Memes Posted January 25, 2020 Share Posted January 25, 2020 Grade: 65 (Substandard) Lore: 10/20 999 fluids don't heal physical wounds. Also, it's amnestics, not amnesties. Creativity: 15/20 Using 999 goop as meds has been done over and over, but you made a specific cause of the wound, the 106 result from 294, as such I at least gave you credit for that. Presentation: 10//20 Overall unprofessional and lacks "Pizazz" Writing: 30/40 Not just the previously stated unprofessionalism, but various errors with capitalization as well. Protip: use Google Docs; it Professional minge, PhD in shitposting. Research Manager, Hammer Down Private. Also known as Gutsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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