Things Research is not allowed to do

[Illager, Director of Memes]

Note this was just a joke, do not take them as actual rules

List subject to change

1: Researchers may not say "All Hail Plankton" over comms ever All Hail Plankton. A L L  H A I L  P L A N K T O N

2: Researchers may not cuff random people and force them to listen to the soundtrack of "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 5"

3: Researchers are forbidden from engaging in [REDACTED] with SCP-098

4: Researchers may not worship:
-The rubber ducky in their offices

-Head of Research Weiss any member of Command

-"Our JR overlords" 

-SCP-2662

-the aformentioned "Plankton"    A       L       L        H        A       I       L        P       L       A       N       K       T       O       N

5: Researchers may not "Fabricate an N-word Pass" and use said pass as an excuse to refer to others as racial slurs.

5a: Nor may they "Discover Obamium"

5b: Nor "Trumpium"

5c: Researchers may not use a variety of fictional materials as an excuse to say racial slurs while on duty

6: Researchers may not "Cross 682's bitchass right out of the site", Bright tried that already

7: Researchers may not refer to site administration as "The Joe5 Council"

 

Edited November 15, 2019 by A Squad of Illagers (Jukebox)

[Weiss]

Yes, much funny. Like we would seriously hail a green plankton. xd

All hail Plankton.

[Gunther]

This is literally a shit post. And its funny too.

[Susel]

B̶r̶i̶g̶h̶t̶ All research personel may not call 6̶8̶2̶ any memeber/SCP of the foundation a "boomer" or "zoomer". We all know what happened last time. 

Edited November 18, 2019 by Susel

[Phillers]