Illager, Director of Memes Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 This document requires Level 2 clearance, or permission from level 2 clearance personnel to view. If you have access to this file and meet neither criteria, please alert Security immediately. Failure to do so will result in amnestification and/or termination of employment and all employment benefits. Scanning credentials... Access granted. Welcome, Dr. Illager! Preface: Head of Utility Hoovy requested that Illager attempt to make enhanced tape out of SCP-999's goo, and to deliver it to Utility for them to use. All credit for the test idea goes to Hoovy. Name: Evoker P. Illager Rank: Research Supervisor SCP: 999 List of Personnel involved in testing: Security LCPL Helio, Research Supervisor Evoker P. Illager Level D Personnel involved(if any): N/A Question: Will 999's fluids enhance tape? Preferred outcome: SCP-999 tape will be a direct upgrade to traditional, non-anomalous tapes. Risks: The tape could deteriorate, causing damage to it. Safety Precautions: None were required, damage to duct tape is not a serious security issue. Required escorts: Security LCPL Helio Test Subject(s): None Background Research: SCP-999 is an organism made of an orange, gelatinous goo-like matter that causes immediate euphoria in the immediate vicinity. SCP-999's gel has a consistency of peanut butter. Observation: SCP-999 was called over to the Safe/Euclid testing area, and promised a treat if it behaved. SCP-999 arrived within a few minutes. A sample of its gel was taken, and it was given a Necco™ Wafer as a reward for its cooperation before being dismissed. The gel was then applied to the adhesive side of the duct tape. There were three pre-existing damaged areas in the wall at the time of testing[1], a small crack, a medium-sized hole in the wall, and then a large crack. When applied to the small crack, no anomalous properties were detected. When applied to the medium-size hole, the hole actually became larger via unknown means. When applied to the large crack, the crack anomalously disappeared. Analysis: The tape does not work on holes, however cracks will work if they are bigger than the tape itself. Energy/Item(s) gained: A new type of tape that could be useful to Utility staff. Professional minge, PhD in shitposting. Research Manager, Hammer Down Private. Also known as Gutsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schölinger Posted October 31, 2019 Share Posted October 31, 2019 I like the lorebit at the start of this document, and your question is a very creative one indeed! This test is likely a first for the entire Research division, so props for that! The results are very strange, and call for further testing to further our understanding of SCP-999’s application in adhesives. Including the consistency of 999’s gel as an important detail, and overall you seem to conduct yourself professionally in what is recorded in this document. By the way, it’s good to see Command still doing testing! Keep it up, man- you’re setting a wonderful example. Current: Goofball Former: RnD Delta Command, Foundation Doctor, RFA Agent, RRH Analyst Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoovy Posted November 3, 2019 Share Posted November 3, 2019 HE ACTUALLY DID IT Former SCP:RP Event Team Leader (5/15/19 - 12/31/19) Current SCP:RP Head Administrator "I'll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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