Jump to content

SCP-076-2 Test by Vindertech #3 [10/14/19]


Vindertech

Recommended Posts

Rank: Senior Researcher/SR

 

Clearance Level: 3

 

List of Personnel involved in testing: Myself, MTF Tau 5 Taco, MTF [REDACTED], MTF [REDACTED], 3-5 Nu7's, Research Assistant Manager Light, Research Supervisor Earl, & Other Researchers.

 

Level D personnel involved: D-812354966

 

SCP: SCP-076-2

 

Errors and/or safety hazards: SCP-076-2 could've gone rogue and killed a lot of people.

 

Question: Will SCP-076-2 be very annoyed when being told terrible jokes until it gets to the point SCP-076-2 will kill the subject.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SCP-076-2 Background Research.

SCP-076-2 resembles a lean Semitic human male in his late twenties. Hair is black, the eyes are gray, & skin tone olive. The subject is 1.96 m in height and 81.65 kg in weight. Numerous tattoos depicting arcane and occult iconography are present all over the body (mostly in the form of leering demonic faces) and ranges from subtle to openly ostentatious. Subject, when encased inside SCP-076-1, is technically dead.

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Hypothesis: I think SCP-076-2 will be angry with the subject because anything he hates, he will go into a raging stage and kill the subject.

 

 

[THIS TEST WAS APPROVED BY LIGHT DUE TO MAKING A KETER MASS TEST ON 682 & 076-2]

 

 

Observation/Visual Stimuli(Photos/videos): 

Everybody was heading to 076-2's room to tranq 076-2 and bring him to 682's non-acid room.

SCP-076-2 woke up to see D-812354966 with a sheet of paper.

SCP-076-2 approches the Class-D.

D-812354966 says these five jokes: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because why not.   Why was six afraid of seven? Because why not.   Why did I go to a bar to pick up hot chicks?   Because why not.   Why did 682 cry like a baby? Because he is an asshole. And why did 076-2 go on a date with 682? Because he is a doosh bag.

After D-812354966 read through the script, 076-2 was angry and killed D-812354966.

Dr. Spookytech ordered MTF to tranq 076-2 so 076-2 does not kill everyone.

 


Analysis and Conclusion: SCP-076-2 hates terrible jokes and we on purpose tried to make 076-2 mad so we would know what he hates or what he does not hate.

 

Do your results align with your hypothesis?: Yes.

                                                                                                                      Approved by the Director of Research and Security and the Head of Research. For use in Site-05.

                                                                                                                                                                                                 Secure,

                                                                                                                                                                                                Contain,

                                                                                                                                                                                             And Protect. 

Former Chaos Insurgency Deputy Director of Operations Vindertech
still cringe man

Link to comment
Share on other sites

This experiment was a little wacky, but it was approved by an Assistant Manager, who hosted the testing as I attended myself as well. However, it was definitely an important test as it helped us come to understand the broader reach of what SCP-076-2 considers a threat. This deepens our knowledge of 076-2 and allows us to avoid any future missteps that could have happened out of pure lack of knowledge or carelessness. Overall, this was a good experiment and the comment covers a fair amount of detail. You did a nice job!

Current: Goofball

Former: RnD Delta Command, Foundation Doctor, RFA Agent, RRH Analyst

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...