Vindertech Posted October 6, 2019 Share Posted October 6, 2019 (edited) Rank: Lead Researcher. Clearance Level: 3 List of Personnel involved in testing: Myself, Research Administrator W, Dev AS Slurp, JR Falxen, MTF E11 Ranger Tyler, MTF E11 Ranger Antonio, MTF E11 SGN SCE 2LT Gio 482X, MTF E11 SFTO HCM 2LT Das 054D. Level D personnel involved: N/A. SCP: SCP-999 & 076-2. Errors and/or safety hazards: SCP-076-2 could have been angered and broke containment. Question: Can SCP-999 make SCP-076-2 laugh/happy? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Background Research: SCP-076 consists of two components: a stone cube (SCP-076-1) and a humanoid entity contained within (SCP-076-2). SCP-076-1 is a 3 m cube made of black speckled metamorphic stone. All surfaces outside and within SCP-076-1 are covered in deeply engraved patterns corresponding to no known civilizations. Radioisotope analysis indicates that the object is approximately ten thousand (10,000) years old. A door is located on one side, sealed with a lock 0.5 m in width, surrounded by twenty (20) smaller locks in a circular pattern. As of yet, none of the keys have been found, making the door impossible to lock once closed. The interior temperature is approximately 93 Kelvin, and cannot be altered by any means, internal or external. Directly in the center of the room is a 2.13 m tall stone coffin, held in place and sealed shut by several chains of unknown make and substance, which are attached to the inner corners of SCP-076-1. SCP-076-2 resembles a lean Semitic human male in his late twenties. Hair is black, and the eyes are gray, skin tone olive. The subject is 1.96 m in height and 81.65 kg in weight. Numerous tattoos depicting arcane and occult iconography are present all over the body (mostly in the form of leering demonic faces) and ranges from subtle to openly ostentatious. Subject, when encased inside SCP-076-1, is technically dead. However, occasionally SCP-076-2 will awaken, effectively "reanimating", complete with all vital processes needed to sustain a living human being. The subject will then attempt to leave SCP-076-1. If successful, the subject will enter a trance state and seek out the nearest human being, ignoring all other living things in the process. Upon coming into contact with living humans, SCP-076-2 will enter a rage state in which it attempts to engage and kill all human beings encountered. To date, only the subject's death has been shown to be effective in ending these rampages. Terminating SCP-076-2 is often problematic due to its significant physical abilities. The subject has superhuman strength and speed, and although not invulnerable, has shown a remarkable ability to ignore pain and shock, pressing on despite what would be debilitating wounds in normal humans. Prior encounters have shown that SCP-076-2 has the ability to (among other things): * Rip through a reinforced steel security door over the course of four (4) minutes of the sustained assault. * Clear over 64 m of distance in under three (3) seconds. * Take multiple .50 calibers BMG rounds to the head and survive for several minutes to continue killing, despite severe damage to the cerebellum. * Swat handgun and assault-rifle caliber bullets out of the air with a length of steel rebar. * Survive for over one (1) hour deprived of oxygen before finally asphyxiating. * SCP-076-2's most unusual ability, however, is its ability to apparently materialize bladed weapons out of nowhere. Slow-motion video footage reveals that the blades in question are actually pulled from a miniature dimensional rift described as a "small hole in space." Where this portal leads is unknown, as is how SCP-076-2 is capable of generating said rifts. Footage of the blades in question shows them to be made out of a completely non-reflective black material appearing as a "black void in space." As the blades rapidly vanish after leaving the subject's possession, no structural analysis is possible at this time. SCP-076-2 has effectively been killed several times in various manners: * Sustained fire from multiple heavy-caliber machine guns. * Asphyxiation. * Crushed beneath a 13.6 metric tonne piece of elevator equipment for use on SCP-076-1. * Cremation through the use of a Thermate-TH3 grenade placed directly inside SCP-076-2's open chest cavity. * During the worst breach to date, Containment Area-25 (which previously housed SCP-076) was forced to detonate its on-site warhead as a last attempt to contain SCP-076-2 while it was attempting escape, resulting in the total destruction of the site and all on-site personnel. SCP-076-1 survived. Upon death, SCP-076-2's remains will putrefy rapidly, until reduced to dust. SCP-076-1 and the coffin within will then slam shut with great force and the lock will rotate, sealing it shut. SCP-076-2 will then reform within the coffin, a process taking anywhere from six (6) hours to twenty-five (25) years. What posthumous analysis of SCP-076-2 exists shows that it has an internal system highly different from our own, documented in [DATA EXPUNGED]. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SCP-999 appears to be a large, amorphous, gelatinous mass of translucent orange slime, weighing about 54 kg (120 lbs) with a consistency similar to that of peanut butter. Subject’s size and shape is easily malleable and can change shape at will, though when at rest, SCP-999 becomes a rounded, oblate dome roughly 2 meters wide and 1 meter in height. The surface of SCP-999 consists of a thin, transparent membrane similar to that of an animal cell roughly .5 cm thick, and is highly elastic, allowing SCP-999 to flatten portions of its body up to 2 cm thin. This surface is also hydrophobic, although SCP-999 can willfully absorb liquids (see Addendum SCP-999-A). The rest of SCP-999's body is filled with a viscous orange substance of unknown chemical makeup, though it is capable of digesting organic materials with ease. Subject’s temperament is best described as playful and dog-like: when approached, SCP-999 will often react with overwhelming elation, slithering over to the nearest person and leaping upon them, “hugging” them with a pair of pseudopods while nuzzling the person’s face with a third pseudopod, all the while emitting high-pitched gurgling and cooing noises. The surface of SCP-999 emits a pleasing odor that differs from whomever it is interacting with. Recorded scents include chocolate, fresh laundry, bacon, roses, and Play-Doh™. Simply touching SCP-999’s surface causes an immediate mild euphoria, which intensifies the longer one is exposed to SCP-999 and lasts long after separation from the creature. The subject’s favorite activity is "tickle-wrestling", often by completely enveloping a person from the neck down and tickling them until asked to stop (though it does not always immediately comply with this request). Though injuries may occur, SCP-999 has never been found to purposefully attempt to harm others, and will immediately back away and contract its body into a quivering mound while gurgling in a matter similar to a whimpering dog, seemingly "apologizing" for hurting someone on accident. While the creature will interact with anyone, it seems to have a special interest in those who are unhappy or hurt in any way. Persons suffering from crippling depression or PTSD, for example, have reported having a far more positive outlook on life after multiple interactions with SCP-999. The possibility of manufacturing antidepressants from SCP-999's slime is currently being discussed. In addition to its playful behavior, SCP-999 seems to love all animals (especially humans), refusing to eat any meat and even risking its own life to save others, on one occasion leaping in front of a person to take a bullet fired at them (subject’s intellect is still up for debate: though its behavior is infantile, it seems to understand human speech and most modern technology, including guns). SCP-999’s diet consists entirely of candy and sweets, with M&M’s™ and Necco™ wafers being its favorites. It's eating methods are similar to those of an amoeba. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hypothesis: SCP-999 would make SCP-076-2 be filled with joy due to every -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Observation/Visual Stimuli(Photos/videos): [BEGIN LOG] Vindertech & Slurmp, walking in the HCZ hallways approaching the E11 near 076-2's CC, as Vindertech & Slurmp enters SCP-076-2's room. MTF E11 follows behind Vindertech & Slurmp with no guns on their hands. Vindertech connects the camera to 076-2's CC. Vindertech: "And we are online." SCP-076-2 was just standing there looking as he was prepared. Vindertech: "So, E11, today's test is will 999 make 076-2 be happy. Vindertech: "Because in all tests with 076-2, he had never seemed to be happy or feel happy, and that's why we are going to make a change." MTF E11 nods. A door was opened, it was W, Falxen, & SCP-999. Vindertech: "Ahh, just in time." Keep in mind, E11, just not to have your weapons out. MTF E11 nods. Vindertech: "Alright, I'm opening SCP-076-2's CC." MTF E11: "Alright boys, stand back." Vindertech gives 999 M&M's. SCP-999 is now taking orders from Vindertech. Vindertech opens SCP-076-2's CC, as soon as he opens 999 jumps in. SCP-076-2 comes out with an immediate response: "Get away from me!" Vindertech seemed a little surprised. SCP-076-2: "Away from me peasant, I am a god!" SCP-076-2: Go away, leave me be!" SCP-999 attempts to tickle SCP-076-2, nothing but rage from 076-2. SCP-999 trys again, and again, nothing but rage from 076-2. SCP-076-2: "I said get away!" Vindertech: "Hmmm..." SCP-999 again attempts to tickle him still nothing. All of a sudden, there was an explosion in 076-2's CC. Vindertech: "What the hell?" Research Administrator W: "What's going on in there?" Everyone was a bit worried. SCP-999 once again attempts to tickle SCP-076-2. SCP-076-2: "Stop it..." As 076-2 said stop it, he chuckled a little. Research Administrator W: "He chuckled." Vindertech: "Yea, he did." SCP-999 still tries to tickle SCP-076-2, and SCP-076-2 is just standing there." SCP-076-2: "Get this out of here!" SCP-076-2 bangs on the door. And after a while, we let 999 out, as we open the CC, 076-2 exited out of the CC with 999. One of the MTF E11 Personnel quickly pulled out his tranquilizer gun and shot him. SCP-076-2 sooner or later was asleep and woke up back in his CC. SCP-076-2 was angry. Vindertech: "It's about time we leave and stop the test." [END LOG] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [BEGIN AFTER LOG] *Whistling* *Sounds of typing on a keyboard* *Humming from Vindertech writing down log's.* Vindertech heard sword slashing. Vindertech: "Ohhhhh shit." *Alarm goes off.* [END AFTER LOG] SCP-076-2 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Analysis and Conclusion: It is very strange how SCP-076-2 wasn't willing to interact with SCP-999 and that SCP-076-2 was not in the mood, and not only that but there were explosives in 076-2 CC, and I'm not too sure Do your results align with your hypothesis?: No. Approved by the Director of Research & Security, Head of Research, & [REDACTED Council. For use in Site-05. Secure, Contain, And Protect. Edited October 9, 2019 by OchandM Fixed Error Mistakes Former Chaos Insurgency Deputy Director of Operations Vindertechstill cringe man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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