Comprehensive List of "Green Goo" Effects

[Illager, Director of Memes]

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Preface: "Green Goo" is a substance discovered by Senior Lead Researcher Illager by extracting SCP-049's "cure" from the veins of an 049-2 instance and promptly sterilizing it. It has not yet been given a professional ID number and it is currently being discussed between the Research Division and the O5 council whether it should get SCP or Anomalous Item status. It is normally inert and has no anomalous properties, however when mixed with pathogens it has a variety of effects when pressed against a subject's skin.

 

Proposed testing procedures: While transported, "Green Goo" is to be kept in a secure container, such as a plastic or metal box. If neither of these materials are not available, cardboard boxes may be used. Depending on the hypothesized results, either Safe/Euclid testing in LCZ or Temporary Euclid Containment is to be the place of testing. Due to the pair of spare hazmat suits that can be given out to escorts, utility staff, or other researchers, all testing is to be done in Safe/Euclid testing. In case a D-class has a serious reaction, you are to administer basic first aid and call medical staff to your location.  Hazmat suits are to be on when testing, unless you have no plans to mix it with a given pathogen anything. Keep in mind skin contact is enough to trigger the affects. 

 

OOC note: tests on "Green Goo" are entirely RP-based and as such the D-class simply acted out the effects.

OOC Note 2, Electric Boogaloo: You may notice that there are more than 3 d-class, this takes place over multiple tests. Just saying that before command eats my [REDACTED].

 

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This document is to be used as a list of "Green Goo" effects. Any effects found by Illager will result in this document being edited to represent those. Effects discovered by other researchers may be submitted in the comments and Illager will edit this document.

Form Title: ["Green Goo"] Date: [September 19, 2019]

Name: Illager

Rank: Senior Lead Researcher

Clearance Level: 2 3 for Researchers, 4 for everyone else

List of Personnel involved in testing: Security CPL [REDACTED], Security LCPL [REDACTED], Senior Lead Researcher Illager

Level D personnel involved: D-1812 ("Teddy Gram"), D-0192 ("Dynamite"), D-1023 ("Camster"), D-0915 ("Nastalgia"), D-2491 ("Stonky"), D-1094 ("Joker")

SCP: N/A

Object: "Green Goo"

Errors and/or safety hazards: None

Question: N/A

Background Research: Very little is known about the "Green Goo", however it is known that mixing it with pathogens causes a variety of effects.

Hypothesis: N/A

Observation/Visual Stimuli(Photos/videos): [DATA CORRUPT]

List of effects:

When mixed with Bacteriophages, D-1812 bit an extremely large hold in his arm, causing severe bleeding. Once testing concluded, D-1812 spilled boiling hot blood onto the floor. Surgery was required and subject made a full recovery.

When mixed with Salmonella, D-0192 was in a state of severe distress and had a seizure. Subject was taken to Medbay for treatment.

When mixed with Probiotics, D-1023 was in a state of moderate distress before bursting into flames. Subject was quickly extinguished by Illager before any major damage could be done.

When mixed with smallpox, D-0915 began dancing, claiming it was out of his own free will. D-0915 proceeded to vomit and complain of stomach aches. He vomited 3 more times before his abdominal region burst, causing severe damage to the outer area of the abdomen. Minor damage to vital organs was also visible. Medical staff called, report on D-0915's recovery pending.

When mixed with the common cold, D-2491 began vomiting rapidly, before vomiting up blood. He proceeded to vomit up chunks of his liver, before vomiting what remained of it in a puddle of tar similar to the tar that is in a frequent smoker's lungs. Illager attempted to save D-2491 to the best of his ability, and during the commotion D-2491 sprayed an unknown pink gas out of his ears. While Illager was making further attempts to save D-2491's life, an unknown MTF member opened Safe/Euclid testing before it could be fully ventilated, causing the gas to spread throughout LCZ. D-2491 was in severe pain and asked to be brought to the infirmary. Subject euthanized, as recovery was unlikely. Hazmat suits were ordered to be put on until the gas could be confirmed safe. Gas was confirmed to be benign and ventilated out over time.

When mixed with pain medicine, D-1094 recorded feeling no pain whatsoever, minus from pain in the ears. The ear pain was noted to be an ear infection and was considered non-anomalous in of itself. Soon, D-1094 began to fragment and fall apart, with some pieces ceasing to exist. Illager put back together the pieces that did exist, and D-1094 fully rematerialized.

 

Analysis and Conclusion: We may never reach a conclusion with this object. There are millions upon millions of pathogens out there, and as such it's pretty much impossible to see all of the effects "Green Goo" could possibly cause.

Do your results align with your hypothesis?: N/A

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Edited November 10, 2019 by A Squad of Illagers (Jukebox)

[Dr. Chang]

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS! There is so much detail put into this "green goo" that you've discovered. The fact that the D-Class were going along with the OOC to make the effects happen means you must have been very involving with them during the test. I would really enjoy watching over these tests that you administer this unknown substance to bacteria and then D-Class subjects. I give this test 10/10 because of the amount of work that you're putting towards it so far, and I would love to see how far it goes and what we can do with the mysterious "Green Goo". ~ Dr.Chang

Edited October 1, 2019 by Dr. Chang

[The Light]

This is just amazing you put so much effort and detail into making this and as well you put in a lot of creativity. I wish I could be there to see everything that this “Green Goo” could do during those tests because your test sounded very indeed interesting. Maybe in the future we could give this “Green Goo” an SCP classification. If I were to give this a grade it would also be a 10/10 keep up the great work.