We're off to kill a lizard!: 343's newfound information on 682

[Illager, Director of Memes]

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Form Title: [SCP-343] ~ Research (September 17, 2019)

Rank: Researcher

Clearance Level: 2

List of Personnel involved in testing: Security LCPL [REDACTED], SCP-343 ("God"), Researcher Illager

Level D personnel involved: N/A

SCP: 343

Errors and/or safety hazards: N/A

Question: How can we better contain 682?

Background Research: 343 did not create 682, and as such used to have no information on it. However, he claims to have done his own "research" on 682 since the previous termination test.

Hypothesis: 682 is unfortunately impossible to destroy, or at least reliably contain.

Observation/Visual Stimuli(Photos/videos): [DATA CORRUPT] 
Results: The following is a list of information stated by 343:

-682's eventual breach and destruction of the Earth is inevitable

-There is no way to calm 682's omnicidal rage

-It is unfortunately impossible to permanently destroy 682

-Throwing 682 into the sun would contain it for at least 1000 years

-Humanity would be safe from 682 if they were to leave Earth

-Throwing 682 into a black hole would rid it of this universe and transport it to a random other universe

Analysis and Conclusion: There are only two methods of reliably containing 682, the sun or a black hole.

Do your results align with your hypothesis?: No.

Note from Illager: never knew that the solution to getting rid of 682 was yeeting it into a black hole.

Approved by the Director of Research and Security and the Head of Research. For use in Site-05.

Secure,

Contain,

And Protect.

[Schölinger]

Using SCP-343 in this way is incredible, and also an amazing loophole that I am surprised the Foundation missed in the canon. Still, it isn't rp-destroying, which I very much like. Good test!