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testing SCP-999's diet and further optimizing it


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Form Title: [SCP-999] ~ Research (August 10, 2019)

Rank: JR

Clearance Level: 2

List of Personnel involved in testing: Jon Viper [D-Class], JR Illager [Proctor]

Level D personnel involved: Jon Viper

SCP: 999

Errors and/or safety hazards: Jon Viper forced SCP-999 to engage in oral copulation near the end of testing, which provoked a strong emotional reaction from JR Illager

Question: What sweets does SCP-999 not like and how can we edit his diet

Background Research: 999's diet consists entirely of sweets

Hypothesis: Only flavorless candy would be disliked

Observation/Visual Stimuli(Photos/videos): N/A

Analysis and Conclusion: SCP-999 does not like "vegan" kitkats, despite its refusal to consume meat. As well, fruit rollups cause SCP-999 to turn rainbow, making them ill-advised as it is currently unknown if this provokes a further reaction

Do your results align with your hypothesis?: "Couldn't say. Didn't like the 'vegan'  kitkat, but that's the only candy it didn't just inhale. Remind me not to feed him fruit rollups until we know if they hurt him in any way or not."

Researcher's note: "Why!? Why does every time I test with 999 a D-class forces him to suck him them off!?"

Approved by the Director of Research and Security and the Head of Research. For use in Site-05.

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Edited by A Squad of Illagers (Jukebox)

Professional minge, PhD in shitposting. Research Manager,  Hammer Down Private. Also known as Gutsy.

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