Illager, Director of Memes Posted August 10, 2019 Share Posted August 10, 2019 A d-class was ordered to question SCP-343 about various scientific theories of his choosing. 343 was being uncharacteristically incompetent, and required an [REDACTED]'s assistance to convince it back into its chamber. Notably, 343 said that evolution and the theory that the universe is infinite are both false. It also said Einstein's theory of relativity is true. When inquired about what lies at the end of the universe, 343 responded with "the end of the universe [sic] is whatever I want." Paper written by JR Illager Professional minge, PhD in shitposting. Research Manager, Hammer Down Private. Also known as Gutsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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