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Things Director Spire is Not Allowed to do at Site-05


Dr. Ternith Plague

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(OOC: With approval from Spire.)

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1f3wzh1fQrI4mmSiaRup1i0GvaLMk2SG8fTLS5fS-AWQ/edit?usp=sharing

 

As approved by the Committee of Restrictions

 

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Author of the OFFICIAL Thing's Rangiatea is not Allowed to do at the Foundation (THRAF)

Former SCP-RP Staff, Event Team, Teamspeak Support Member

Current Riot Trooper Officer, Stormtrooper Sergeant First Class - ImperialRP

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Director Spire is not allowed to say "Alpha 1 is unfair, Colonel Arium is in there" under any circumstances 

 

Director Spire is not allowed to say "A1 redact that man" under any circumstances 

 

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"A good soldier obeys without question. A good officer commands without doubt."

 

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Director Spire is not allowed to be anywhere near DSD Dogz under any circumstances.

Director Spire is not allowed to be in the same room as [REDACTED]-5 under any circumstances. 

"Don't worry about it" or "That's Redacted" Are not acceptable responses to any questions when someone asks Spire a question.

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Director Spire is not allowed to take 'Selfies' with Alpha 1 personal and upload it to his instagram. Because that would be a breach of foundation secrecy.

Director Spire is not allowed to talk to Bright, touch Bright, approve anything bright does. You know what keep him away from bright

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Smartest Lad Here ~ Research Supervisor and  EC Commander Kyle

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Director Spire is not allowed to take 'Selfies' with Alpha 1 personal and upload it to his instagram. take pictures of any kind within any Foundation property or of any Foundation property, because that would be a breach of foundation secrecy.

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Director Spire is not allowed to replace a human heart with a potato.

Director Spire is not allowed to refer to Foundation Personal as "Nerds" .

Under No Circumstances should Director Spire influence foundation personal to build an office inside of d-block watchtower any watchtower.

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Current SCP:RP Head Administrator

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13 hours ago, is are you the fucking cool? said:

 

"Don't worry about it" or "That's Redacted" Are not acceptable responses to any questions when someone asks Spire a question.

or "seen."

"A good soldier obeys without question. A good officer commands without doubt."

 

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Director Spire is not allowed to try to kill Nu7 VCMDR Fool VC3  Any foundation personal with his 'magic powers' if they break the table in his office 

Director Spire is not allowed to take any SCP's on a tour of the facility 

Director Spire is not allowed to be anywhere near SCP-035, we don't another incident of him trying to use it for his "Halloween costume"

Edited by is are you the fucking cool?
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Director Spire is not allowed to let SCP-049 out of containment and tell him to cure everyone's "Big Gay" you know what keep him 50 meters away from any SCP

Director Spire is not allowed to have ANY form of bell in his possession under any circumstance 

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  1. DIRECTOR SPIRE IS NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE ANYONE ON A LEASH AND CALL THEM "HIS PET"
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  3. DIRECTOR SPIRE IS NOT ALLOWED NEAR Zack Simons COUCH just keep him away from it at all costs.
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  5. DIRECTOR Spire is not allowed to refer to any A1 as the "Senky Bois"
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  7. Director Spire is not allowed to go anywhere without an A1 escort.
  8. Director Spire is not allowed to outrun his A1 escort
  9. "Because I'm hungry" is not a valid reason to put a D-Class or any person in the incinerator, in fact, Director Spire is not allowed to go to the incinerator for any reason.
  10. Director Spire is not allowed to eat any form of chipotle or toco bell and run into anyone's office, and yell "Stink Bomb" and run away
    Director spire is not allowed to desecrate foundation hero's graves by spray painting "Trash"
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  12. Director Spire is not allowed to force/convince CoS Zack Simons any foundation personnel to do something because he is "special", yes he is some weird form of "special" but no that does not mean you have to do anything for him
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  14. Director Spire is not allowed to be anywhere near SCP-035, we don't another incident of him trying to use it for his "Halloween costume"
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  16. Director Spire Is Not Allowed Under Any Circumstances To Invite Hookers To Site-05.
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  18. Director Spire is not allowed to use 682 containment as a "large bath" and SCP-682 being his "rubber duckie"
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  20. Director Spire is not allowed to use SCP-939 as a "hunting dog"
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  22. Director Spire is not allowed to let SCP-049 out of containment and tell him to cure everyone's "Big Gay" you know what keep him 50 meters away from any SCP
     
  23. Director Spire is not allowed to turn himself or any person into a "badass demon wielding firey swords", we don't need to have CoS Zack Simons incident again.
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  25.  Director Spire is not allowed to have ANY form of bell in his possession under any circumstance
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  27. Director Spire is not allowed to send any personnel into SCP-096 Containment to make SCP-096 wear an orange afro and calling him "The Modern Bob Ross"
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  29. Director Spire is not allowed to blast crab rave near SCP-098 Containment.
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  31. Director Spire is not allowed to jump in front of people and yell "ogga bogga"
  32. Director Spire is not allowed to lure SCP-999 with a "candy trail"
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  34. Director Spire is not allowed to convince people the "boggie monster" exists.
  35. Director Spire is not allowed in 100 meters of any form of "Mini Gun"
  36. Director Spire is not allowed to exchange CoS Zack Simons suits for a meat costume and say over the intercom either "Lady Gaga is here"
  37. Director Spire is not allowed to use the phrase "Acceptable Casualties" as justification for killing someone.
  38. Director Spire is not allowed to touch SCP-1025 under any circumstances, especially because he wants to be "god"
  39. Director Spire is not allowed to force any person to interact with SCP-1025 even if it is to "save the world"
  40. Director Spire is not a magician of any sorts and can not make it "rain cats and dogs"
  41. Director Spire is not allowed to use SCP-106 as his "rabbit in the hat"
  42. The Development Department is not allowed to build a "Godzilla mech suit" for Director Spire and should report it to the nearest security force immediately

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While it may be true that no one expects the SCP inquisition, that does not give Director Spire an excuse to detonate the warheads

When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons. I'm going to get my engineers to invent me a combustible lemon, that burns your house down!

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