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Lore Name: Clef (Formerly known as Lumbago) Rank: Researcher Clearance Level: 1 (Safe) List of personnel involved in testing: Research: Research Clef Security: JFTO SGT WantedIdeas Utility: Resident Colters MTF: N/A Level D personnel involved: D class personnel: Choker Bionicle Axel SCP: 527 (Mr Fish) Errors and/or safety hazards: One of the biggest safety hazards was that the D-class was attempting to escape throughout the entire experiment. Which meant that there was a possibility that he would attempt to harm me and the security. Another hazard was that there was a small riot going on during Decon 4, and again there was another possibility that a random d-class may enter the LCZ, who will try to rescue their fellow d-class and also harm me at the same time. Lastly, my last concern is that by attempting to replicate or create another Little Mister, is that they might try to use their abilities to escape and cause havoc upon the facility, or try to harm other personnel. Question: Is it possible that the foundation can create their own version of “Little Misters” by using SCP 527 DNA? Background Research: As we all know, SCP 527 is basically an entity that has the body and anatomy of a human being, yet possesses a very distinct trait which is that he has the head of a fish. He also possesses the ability to speak and think like a human being, but does not possess any fish-like attributes as he has revealed in a previous interview, that he cannot breathe underwater, nor can he communicate with anytime of sea-based organisms. It is noted that in previous experimentation, Mr Fish possesses extremely high endurance and is able to regenerate certain parts of his body. Another fact about SCP 527, is that he is in fact a creation of “Doctor Wondertainment” and part of a toy called the “Little Misters.” In general, Doctor Wondertainment is a mysterious entity that has the ability to create anonymous objects, or humanoid with unusual properties by unknown means. Each of his creation are created for only one purpose, which is that they are to be used as “toys.” The “Little Misters” are a unique kind of toy, as again they are humanoids with different types of unusual properties. The reason for their creation are to assist or help children, however without proper guidance, each of these humanoids have gone rogue. There are also multiple kinds of Little Misters scattered throughout the world and when collected the person will obtain the title “Mr Collector.” It’s currently unknown what happens if the individual obtains the title, or if anyone has even been able to obtain it. It is because of this information, that I’ve become obsessed and fascinated with Dr Wondertainment ability at creating humanoids that possess unusual abilities that either make them safe or dangerous. To which I’ve started this experiment in hopes of creating a SCP version of “Littles Misters”, as it’ll allow us to understand more about these creatures and may attract Dr Wondertainment attention. Hypothesis: In my opinion I believe it may be possible to create a “Little Mister” with a biological trait such as enhanced strength, abornormal skin, or possesses an extra limb such as an arm or leg. As for “Little Misters” that possess more “magical ability” it may be impossible, as there is currently not enough information on the foundation database, that will assist me in creating a “Little Mister” with magical abilities. Observation: First Attempt: Test Subject: Choker Title: Mr Eye (SCP 527-A) Purpose: To enhance his vision by implanting multiple eyes throughout his entire body, and connecting them into his brain. They will allow him to see almost everywhere he looks, this can be done by using SCP 527 eyes, as even when his eyes are being injured, he can heal or regenerate his retinal nerve cells. Experiment: [Test Log: 3:50]: Clef: *static* ight…. Before we begin, do you have any questions at all? Choker: Uhhhh, why is there a guy wearing a fish head sleeping next to my surgery table. Clef: Oh no, that’s SCP 527 and he is under the influence of anesthesia, this is to ensure that he wouldn’t feel too much pain throughout the transplant. Choke: *Smirk* So the SCP gets better treatment, than me. Clef: *Irritated* Just get on the goddamn surgery table. Choke: Fine. *Lays down on the Surgery Table* Clef: Okay any other questions, before I stick this anesthetic in you? Choke: After this treatment, are you gonna keep your word? Clef: On what? Choke: You promised that if I participated in this experiment, that you would provide me with better accommodations. Clef: Really? I remember promising you a blanket and pillow for 48 hours. Choke: Wait what? No, you said that I was going to be living in a suite or something like that. Clef: Oh well, I lied *Injects anesthetic into Choker* Choke: You lying son of a bi………….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Experiment: [Test Log: 4:30] Choke: *Wakes up* Clef: You alright there, buddy? Choke: *Headache* Yeah… just a little… headache. *Tries to stand up* Clef: Woah woah, chill there. Your whole body is somewhat in pain and your a bit exhausted. I suggest laying down for a while. Choke: Uhhh Doc? Clef: Yeah? Choke: Is it normal to see the floor with your own eyes? Clef: Ummm yeah? You okay? Choke: No I mean is it normal to see the floor especially when both of your eyes are looking at something else. Wait, why the [REDACTED] am I able to see everything? DOC!? WHAT [REDACTED] DID YOU DO TO ME? *grabs Clef neck* WHY THE [REDACTED] DO I HAVE EYES ON MY ARMS AND LEGS? Clef: *Choking* Woah Woah, calm down there. Just let me explain first. WantedIdeas: HEY!? Let him go. Clef: It’s fine, it’s fine. Choke: *Let go of Clef neck* Clef: Thank you, alright. *Coughs* The purpose of this experiment was to create a humanoid with abnormal traits, in order to replicate a series of toys called the “Little Misters.” You were the first attempt, and from the looks of it. It worked Choke: What the [REDACTED] do you mean “toy!?” I’m a goddamn freak, you son of a [REDACTED]. Clef: To you, you may seem like a freak. But to me, you are a wonderful creation. If the foundation sees what I’ve created, they’re gonna be impress. Choke: Turn me back. Clef: I can’t, this process is irreversible. But look on the bright side, because your a SCP now, the foundation is probably gonna give you more accommodations now because of it. Isn’t that good? Choke: Oh my god, this is giving me a headache. Clef: It’s normal, your brain is currently adapting to your new eyes. These headaches will last only for a few months. Which is why we're gonna start having daily checkups, to make sure that everything is working. Choke: (mutters) Kill me. Clef: We can’t, you are as of now, a SCP currently about to be contained by the foundation. Choke: (mutters) I’m going to kill you. Clef: Calm down, I understand that your currently experiencing some anger towards me. However…. Choke: *Grabs the scalpel and stabs Clef* Clef: SON OF A [REDACTED] *Shoots Choke with a Glock* WantedIdeas: *Rushes to the cell* Sir, are you okay? Clef: Yeah *in pain* Yeah, I’m fine. Results: Subject died before further examination could be done, however it would seem that I was able to create a “Little Mister” myself using SCP 547 biological organs. The process can be replicated, however the subject will most likely suffer mental trauma or may become aggressive. November 3, 2019: Requesting permission to have a team of medical staff to replicate the process, including a well-train psychologist to calm the mental state of SCP-547 A Second Attempt: Test subject: Bionicle Title: Mr Strong Teeth (SCP 547-B) Purpose: Basically to enhance the anatomy of his entire mouth, by using the bones of SCP 547 to replace the enamel of the D-class teeth which will increase its strength immensely considering that SCP 547 has enhanced durability. Experiment: [Test Log 5:30]: Clef: Alright before we begin, do you have any questions? At all? Bionicle: Uhhh… was there someone here before? Clef: Noooooooo Bionicle: Then why is there bed on the surgery table? Clef: Oh that’s my blood, me and a d-class got into a confrontation and I shot him. Bionicle: Oh O_O Clef: Any other questions. Bionicle: What’s going to happen during this “experiment?” Clef: Like I said before, I’m just going to perform some minor teeth implants and in exchange for your participation, your gonna be sleeping with a blanket and a pillow. Bionicle: Wait, I thought I was going to get better accommodations. Clef: Well I lied. Bionicle: This is [REDACTED] If a pillow and a blanket is all I’m going to get, I might as well just go back to my cell. Clef: *Loads Glock* Yeah that’s not happening. Now get on the surgery table. Bionicle: [REDACTED] Experiment: [Test Log 6:40]: Clef: Wakey Wakey Bionicle: *wakes up* Clef: You doing okay, there? Bionicle: *struggles to talk* Clef: Woah woah, use your hands buddy. Thumbs up for okay, and thumbs down for not okay. You just went through a very difficult surgery, and your jaws are kinda sore right now. So I suggest not talking for a while. Do you understand? Bionicle: *Thumbs up* Clef: Okay, are you in pain? Bionicle: *Thumbs up* Clef: Do you need any painkillers or anything like that? Bionicle: *Thumbs down* Clef: Alright, that’s somewhat good. I guess Bionicle: *starts choking* Clef: Oh [REDACTED] are you okay? Bionicle: *vomits out blood* Clef: [REDACTED] WantedIdeas: Sir, are you okay? Clef: Yeah I’m fine. Bionicle: *Choking becomes worse* Clef: Oh [REDACTED], WANTED IDEAS HOLD HIM DOWN. Bionicle: *starts spazzing out* Clef: *injects Anesthetic into Bionicle* Bionicle: *body starts to calm down* WantedIdeas: Holy [REDACTED] Clef: Holy [REDACTED] indeed. WantedIdeas: Is he dead? Clef: I hope not. Results: Subject was placed into a coma, after suffering from a severe allergic reaction to SCP 547 bones. Apparently the D-class Bionicle had an allergy to sea-food, to which when his body interacted with the bones of SCP 547, it triggered an allergic reaction. Due to him being under anesthetic during the surgery, neither me or the d-class realised any effects it had on his body. But once he was awake, the allergic reaction took place and he immediately started choking. Third & Final Attempt: Test Subject: Axel Title: Mr Strongman Purpose: To replicate SCP 547 strong durability and transfer it into another subject. By implementing some of SCP 547 bones and skins into another human being, it would make him stronger than normal. Experiment: [Test Log 7:34]: Clef: *Sighs* Alright before we begin, do you have any questions? Axel: Uhhh… Clef: None. Good. Let’s start the experiment. Axel: Woah woah, I got some questions. Clef: *Whispers: God dammit* *Sighs* Alright, shoot. Axel: What’s going to happen to me? Clef: Basically I’m just gonna put some skin and bones on you. Axel: That’s it? Clef: Yep. Axel: That doesn’t sound so bad. Clef: *Laughs* Oh you d-class are so innocent. Axel: I’m a criminal with 37 charges of sexual assault and 21 charges of murder. Clef: And I’m a sadist. Did we just become friends? Axel: Wha… Clef: *Injects anesthetic* Experiment: [Test Log 8:39]: Clef: *Wakey Wakey, you still alive? Axel: What? *Rubs Eyes* Clef: Oh [REDACTED] you are alive. Axel: *Tries to get up, but has difficulty moving his spine* Clef: You okay, there? Axel: Yeah *struggles to get up* it’s just my back hurts a bit. Clef: Oh [REDACTED] another failure. WANTED IDEAS GET IN HERE. WantedIdeas: Yes sir? Clef: Yeah this one a failure, just shoot him, call a janitor and let’s pack up. It’s 8:40pm and I need my sleep. WantedIdeas: Alright Axel: Wa.. WantedIdeas: *Fires a bunch of bullets on Axel* Axel: *Still closing his eyes* Clef: What the [REDACTED]? HOLY [REDACTED]! IT WORKED, IT [REDACTED] WORK. I CREATED an ACTUAL LITTLE MISTER, MYSELF. HAHAHAHAHA WantedIdeas: Oh, well congratulations. Sir. Clef: Oh [REDACTED]. Wait let me try this. *Shoots Pistol at Axel* Axel: *Still standing and extremely confused* Clef: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. YEAH GO CLEF. Axel: *In distress* What the [REDACTED] happen to me? Clef: *Picks up Surgery Knife* Alright, this is probably not gonna hurt. *Stabs Axel* Axel: *Still standing* Clef: Oh [REDACTED] HE JUST [REDACTED] DENTED THE KNIFE. Axel: I’m invincible? Clef: Not invincible, you just possess extremely strong durability. Axel: *Looks at himself* Clef: I guess the strong durability is putting a strain on your back. Kinda explains why you can’t stand up properly. Axel: So I’m bulletproof? Clef: I guess. Axel: Hahahahahahaha. Clef: *Ignores Axel* Holy [REDACTED], I’m gonna get a goddamn promotion for this. Axel: *Punches Clef* Clef: [REDACTED] WantedIdeas: Stand down, or I will … Axel: *Holds WantedIdeas Neck* Or what, I’m fucking bulletproof. *Throws WantedIdeas outside the room and into a wall* I’M [REDACTED]STRONG AS [REDACTED] *stomps on Clef hand* Clef: Mother [REDACTED] Axel: How does it feel, [REDACTED]? Clef: Not good *in pain* Axel: Well time to get out of this hell-hole. Colters: Hey, mind keeping it down. You gu… Axel: *Smashes Colters Face with his fist* OH [REDACTED] I’M [REDACTED] SUPERMAN! HERE! Clef: *Grabs Dented Scalpel and stabs Axel in the left eye* Axel: OW!!! WHAT THE [REDACTED] Clef: Oh yeah, I remember the eyes doesn’t have a bone. Does it? Axel: I’m going to kill you. *Charges towards Clef half-blind* Clef: *Stabs Axel with syringe full of anesthetic into his right eye* Axel: You son of … zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Results: Experiment was a complete success, the subject was able to fulfill the purpose of this experiment, as he was able to demonstrate enhanced durability and did not suffer any side-effects like the other subjects. However, he is nonetheless an extremely dangerous hostile, as this may not be his last attempt to escape. November 3, 2019: Requesting permission for Axel, to be designated SCP 547-C and given a proper containment plan. Analysis and Conclusion: In conclusion it is possible to create / replicate a “Little Mister” using the genetic / biological organs of SCP 547. As in the end, I was able to create SCP 547-C, a “Little Mister” that possesses the ability of enhanced durability including enhanced strength. Despite SCP 547-A and B, being complete failures, it is noted that SCP 547-A was a somewhat complete success as his eyes throughout the body was able to function well until he started acting in an aggressive manner. Do Results Align with Hypothesis: In the end, my hypothesis was able to align with my results. As I was able to create my own versions of “Little Misters” with abnormal biological traits. However, only one was able to survive and was a complete success, the others were either a failure or currently suffering from severe side effects.

Lore Name: Clef (Formerly known as “Lumbago” Rank: Associate Researcher Clearance Level: 2 (Euclid) List of personnel involved in testing: Researchers: Lumbago (Associate Researcher) Security: Security LCPL WantedIdeas MTF: None Utility: None Level D personnel involved: D-class: PP Suc Derpendalek Igneous SCP: 1162 Errors and/or safety hazards: None, as the D-class was safely restrained by me and there was interference from anyone or anything during the test. However one of my biggest fear, is that SCP 1162 might take away a d-class vital organ like the heart, causing them to die. Question: Is it possible for a d-class with a missing limb or organ, to be reunited with their missing parts through the use of SCP 1162? Background Research: In general, SCP 1162 is a hole inside a cinderblock wall, that has the ability to return an object the individual has been looking for, or was searching for throughout their life. Upon obtaining the missing item they have longed for, the subject will eventually notice that another item of theirs will go missing for unknown reasons. This SCP can only be activated when someone physically places their hand inside the hole, until they finally feel something within their fingertips and pulls the unknown object completely out of the hole. To which I’ve always wondered whether it was possible that by using SCP 1162, that we can obtain missing organs or limbs, that D-class are currently missing or are searching for. For example, if a d-class was missing a kidney due to previous injuries, is it possible that by using SCP 1162, he might be reunited with his missing organ, or an organ that he has been searching for. Which is why, I shall see whether it is possible or not. Hypothesis: In my opinion I believe that during the experiment, when a d-class with a missing organ or limb is presented near SCP 1162, it will replace their missing organ in exchange for something of theirs. As a D-class with a missing kidney, will obtain another fresh kidney from the hole in exchange for a belonging of his. As for d-class with missing limbs, I believe that it’ll instead give them a prosthetic rather than an actual arm, but who knows? Anything is possible these days. Observations: Pp Suc (Missing Right Kidney): Info: Suffered from Type 1 & 2 Diabetes throughout his whole life which destroyed his right kidney due to weak immune system. Has requested for a transplant, however foundation has declined his request due to not having any extras in stock. I have asked if he truly needs it, and has replied that he desperately needs it which is the requirement for SCP 1162 to be activated. Observation: He was given a detailed explanation on what was going to happen, and understood that there was going to be a 50% chance that he may die due to SCP 1162 taking a vital organ of his especially the heart. Eventually he sent inside the room that is occupied by SCP 1162, there he placed his hand inside the hole and when he pulled out, he was holding a fresh kidney. Immediately I examined it, to find that it was an actual fresh kidney and from the looks of it, it was in perfect condition for a transplant. However he started screaming in pain, and when I turned around, it was revealed that the hole had literally taken his right foot. By the time, I tried calling out a medic, he had already died of severe blood loss. Results: Complete, with casualties. Derpendalek (Missing Left Arm): Info: As a baby he was born with severe phocomelia that mostly affected his arm, which resulted in doctors have to remove it due to the severity of it. Which caused him to grow up without having an arm, making him a very angry child. This would later cause him to become a violent man, eventually landing him on the death penalty until the foundation took him. When asked, he claimed that he would give anything for a chance to have his arm again, which again fits the requirement for SCP 1162. Observation: Unlike the previous D-class, when I told him about SCP 1162, he immediately agreed to what was going to happen to him and even when I tried explaining the dangers of it. He wasn’t concerned in the slightest, and demanded that he see it now. Eventually I placed him inside the room, and when he came out he was holding a prosthetic arm but was missing his pants. Results: Complete, no casualties. Igneous (Missing Left Testicle) Info: During his adulthood, he was diagnosed with severe “Germ Cell Tumor” which is a type of testicular cancer after committing [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]. Eventually he was charged, arrested and given the death penalty, but during the legal process, it was revealed that his testicle was slowly dying. By the time he arrived at the [REDACTED], it was revealed that his testicles had already died and was removed in order to prevent further damage. This greatly angered him and causes him to occasionally lash out towards other male D-class, due to suffering his severe inferiority complex. Observation: When asked what he would give, in order to obtain his testicles again, he replied that he would give “anything” and do “anything.” This meant that he had fulfilled the prerequisites of SCP 1162 anomalous properties. During the test, he placed his hand into the hole and commented that he felt something “sticky.” When he pulled the object out of the hole it was revealed that he had obtained a new testicle, and by the time he came out of the room. It was revealed that SCP 1162 had taken all of his hair. Further examination revealed that Igneous had actually lost all of his hair from his entire body, as there was no sign of hair from his armpit, arms, etc. Results: Complete, also no casualties. Analysis and Conclusion: In conclusion SCP 1162 anomalous properties, does in fact, have the ability to replace any missing organ as long as the D-class fulfill the prerequisites of SCP 1162 conditions. As each three of the D-class, had a strong desire to reunite with their missing organ and in the end, were given either an alternative option (Derpendalek) or an actual replacement (Igneous & Pp Suc). However one d-class specifically Pp Suc suffered a severe loss, as despite regaining a replacement kidney, he was forced to lose his leg in exchange for the organ he desired. This shows that despite SCP 1162 positive benefit, we must not forget that there are downsides to using this thing. As Pp Suc death, served as a perfect example. Do Results Align with Hypothesis: Yep, my results and hypothesis was aligned Note: This Test was not created today, it was made last week. The reason I took so long, is because I was busy structuring it and fixing up any grammar or lore errors.