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Name: Vladimir Rank: EXP Call Sign: Discord#1234: A Grenade Lemon#4924 Suggestions/Complaints/Concerns/Extra: None Do you wish to remain apart of R&D: Yep

WARNING! Eye scan required to view document Scanning . . . . . . Access Granted, Have A Nice Day Question: Since SCP-049's clothes grew out of him, will they burn like regular clothes? Observations: SCP-049 had oven mitts placed on him and was restrained with a rope. I snipped off a piece of SCP-049's clothes with basic scissors. SCP-049 was given painkillers shortly before the test. The piece of clothes was then put on a table and set on fire with a lighter. After multiple failed attempts at lighting the piece, a fire was started at one of the edges. After that, the piece burned like any other piece of clothes. Conclusion: SCP-049's clothes seem to have somewhat of a resistance to fire, but is still vulnerable and when set on fire burns regularly. So don't let SCP-049 near a flamethrower.

WARNING! This file is restricted to clearance level 2 personnel and above If you are lower than this level, please report to security immediately Researcher Name: Vladimir Rank: Associate Researcher SCP: 173 and 1048 Question: Since SCP-1048 does not have any bones, but still has a neck, would it survive SCP-173? Background Research: SCP-173 is a sculpture made out of concrete and rebar with traces of spray paint. SCP-1048 is a small, sentient teddy bear that is roams around the facility. Hypothesis: SCP-1048 will not die from SCP-173 because they have no bones and therefore SCP-1048 would survive. Observations: SCP-1048 was ordered to enter SCP-173's containment chamber at site [REDACTED]. The gate was shut behind SCP-1048 and it was ordered to look away from SCP-173. The bear complied, and after two seconds of waiting , the windows to SCP-173's chamber were opened to reveal SCP-1048 on the ground with its head inverted and its body laying motionless. Three D-Class were then brought in to look at SCP-173 while I retrieved the corpse of SCP-1048. After multiple hours of being monitored, SCP-1048 was declared neutralized and incinerated. Evidence: The test was observed by MTF Sulfur, and partially by Dr. Bright Conclusion: It appears that SCP-173 is able to kill, or at least will attempt to kill anything, even if the thing has no bones. Further research will be required to determine why this is. Was my hypothesis correct?: No, SCP-1048 has been neutralized

Lore Name: Vladimir Rank: Jr Researcher SCP: 294 Question / Idea: If a D-class types his/her name in the machine, what will happen? Background Research: Read the SCP file. Knows some combinations. Hypothesis: The D-Class will be turned into liquid and dispensed into a cup. Observations (What Happened During Test): The D-Class was ordered to type their name into SCP-294. After a couple minutes of waiting, I decided to conclude that the subject would remain solid for the rest of his life. Or what is left of it. Evidence/Visual Stimuli: Analysis / Conclusion (What Could Of Caused The Results): The result was probably caused by there being no record of the subjects real name. Rather, the subject made up a fake name to substitute. Was Your Hypothesis Correct?: No, the D-Class was not turned into liquid.