The Bubbler

Lore Name: Zobish Rank: Researcher SCP: 294 Question / Idea: Can a person under the affects of Aktus still use their senses? Background Research: Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to an English QWERTY keyboard. Upon depositing fifty cents US currency into the coin slot, the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the touchpad. Aktus is one of the many drinks you can get from SCP-294 by typing it into the keypad you get a blue liquid which is known to transform the drinker of it into a wheelchair. Hypothesis: The class-D will not have access to his senses considering he is disfigured into a wheelchair. Observations (What Happened During Test): After giving the class-D his cup of Aktus he was transformed into a wheelchair, first he stated "Tastes like a cripple... Wait." the class-D started freaking out until we "Reassured" him that he'll be okay. He was then was asked if he could still see, the class-D reported "Yes I can still see, barely", followed up by us asking him if he could taste, he then reported being able to taste a "Leathery texture" and from what he stated before, "Tastes like a cripple". Considering he was responding to us we knew he could still hear us. We then asked him if he was able to feel touch, I then placed one of my hands on the class-D and he reported being able to feel us touch him. We then asked if the Class-D could smell anything, and he reported "It smells like the bottom of a chair". The class-D later passed away from the cup of Aktus. Evidence/Visual Stimuli: Analysis / Conclusion (What Could Of Caused The Results): Aktus is known to transform it's drinker into a wheelchair, from this test we've concluded that people under the affect on aktus still have access to their 5 senses, sight, hearing, touch, taste, smell. I still don't have any clue why Aktus turns it's drinker into a wheelchair and I will be looking into it further. Was Your Hypothesis Correct?: No.

Lore Name: Zobish Rank: Researcher SCP: 294 Question / Idea: How much toxic fluid can the human body sustain before it succumbs to its effects? Background Research: "Item SCP-294 appears to be a standard coffee vending machine, the only noticeable difference being an entry touchpad with buttons corresponding to an English QWERTY keyboard. Upon depositing fifty cents US currency into the coin slot, the user is prompted to enter the name of any liquid using the touchpad. Upon doing so, a standard 12-ounce paper drinking cup is placed and the liquid indicated is poured." Hypothesis: The human body is incredibly resilient, I estimate it might take a cup or two of whatever I give to the class-D for them to suffer side effects. Observations (What Happened During Test): The first thing I typed into SCP-294 and gave to the class-D was "Ethanol" which I gave him 2 cups of, he reported "Feeling dizzy, and that he might have alcohol poisoning and pain of the liver" the Class-D then began projectile vomiting all over the floor. We then gave him carrot juice to negate the effects for a period of time for the next liquid. After given a single cup of Superfluid helium the class-D unfortunately passed away. The second class-D was given a single cup of a mysterious liquid known as "Aktus" which turned him into a human wheelchair, disfiguring himself in the process, the class-D was later terminated. Evidence/Visual Stimuli: Analysis / Conclusion (What Could Of Caused The Results): My guess to what happened was that the class-D was incredibly allergic to ethanol, therefor producing the over the top outcome that occurred. We have no idea why the mysteriously liquid known as "Aktus" turned the class-D into a wheelchair and we are currently researching further into it. Was Your Hypothesis Correct?: Yes/No

Lore Name: Zobish Rank: Researcher SCP:527 Interview questions: Are you able to see straight forward or do you have to look side to side to see considering your eyes are on the side of your head? My second question was asking where and how he got his head. For my third question I asked him about the hat. I then asked him about Christmas because the SCP brought it up. I then asked him by what he meant when he referred to something as "Broken-Ones", I asked him what makes them broken. I then asked him how he knew 096, and the other SCPs. I then asked the SCP how old he was. I then asked if the SCP believed in a God/Gods. I asked him what he meant by "To prove something", Answers: The SCP responded to the first question stating "Sometimes, it depends on the view" , His response to the second question was that "I was born this way" which is quite interesting . Responding to the third question with "it keeps my head warm and reminds me of the ocean, i also have a Santa hat for what you humans call Christmas". To the Christmas question he responded "Well, Gifts is what you give to humans, we SCPs to what Human-Term call us, We stay in Cells being tested on, well Broken-Ones". He responded with "Broken-Minded SCPs, Such as The Doctor, or my other friend 096, He doesn't let me see his face" insinuating that he is friends with all SCPs and refers to most of them as "Broken-Ones". He then responded to my question about what makes the SCPs broken stating, "Well, They are all Normal, to some degree, But Humans should not be killed so we call them broken-ones, I have Met 096 Before, before Here, He was in a Shack in the world, I stayed with him but he was talkative, now he is broken-minded" he responded with "He was normal, he hanged out near my ocean, speaking about how he is losing his mind and he doesn't want anyone to see his face, and I told him there is a shack and I offered him a bag of 2 eyes of holes." He responded to how he knows 096 with "my ocean is very big, you can make various of what you call SCPs in the ocean or in land, I sometimes visit them to see how they are doing, but they do not remember me." The SCP responded with "I don't know how old I am, I guess, whoever made me this way, wanted me to see what you humans call Earth till the end." "I do not believe in Gods, they are made-up, humans may think, SCPs were gods, and that is why they are being tested on, to prove something" His response to me asking what he meant by "To prove something" was "Cure, disease, anything of what the humans could lay their hands on, but i have seen it before, Human's End and Rebegin" Other observations: I gave the SCP a pencil and a piece of paper and asked it to draw out whatever it was thinking of at the moment, and the SCP mumbled to itself confused about the pencil and piece of paper not knowing the combination, I then instructed it on how to use the pencil and paper to sketch out whatever it was thinking of, he then drew a picture of an ocean with squids and fish which wasn't out of the ordinary, along side SCP-682 which was rather strange seeing another SCP in the picture, he stated that SCP-682 is his friend "but his mind is total-loss" The SCP claims to have known SCP-096 in the past, yet I cannot validate this claim. He continues talking about how he knew 096 which I believe to be a delusion. He responded to my God question quite confidently. He claims to have seen "Humans End and Rebegin" but wouldn't go into details why, he claims "it's bad for humans to find out this information.

Lore Name: Zobish Rank: AR SCP: 294 Question / Idea: What will happen if we type out various items and feelings into SCP-294 and make a class-D drink them? Background Research:294 is known to produce various drinks from safe to dangerous. Hypothesis: The Class-D will experience various side-affects from the liquids given to them. Observations (What Happened During Test):First off we typed in "BEER" to see if what came out would intoxicate the class-D, the class-D drank the alcohol and went into a rage going to the machine and proceeding to type in "BEER" multiple times, even managing to break out when we restrained him, until he soon after typed in a different drink which he succumbed to the effects of, dying in the process, the type of drink he drank is currently unknown to us at the time. The second class-D was escorted into the room with 294 and when we typed in "FEAR", "EGGS", "COURAGE", "CURRY", and "COLD" the cup was empty every time, but once we typed in "BLOOD" the class-D reported that it "Tasted like red wine." then the class-D started bleeding and perished shortly after. After a while past another class-D was escorted in, first we tried "EYEDROPS" which didn't dispense. However when we typed in "PICKLE" he somehow turned into a pickle and spouted "He turned himself.... into a goddamn pickle.... funniest shit I've ever seen." which was quite strange. Evidence/Visual Stimuli: The first class-D as mentioned in the observations broke out of his restraints and typed in "BEER" into the machine quite a few times, how he broke out of his restraints so fast and hastily is currently unknown. The second class-D was fine until we typed in the substance "BLOOD" into 294, which it then dispensed a red liquid that the class-D consumed, he then started to bleed without our knowledge and then perished in front of us. The third class-D drank the "PICKLE" juice and turned into a pickle, perishing in-front of us. Analysis / Conclusion (What Could Of Caused The Results): Our guess to what happened to the first class-D is that before all of this he was a raging alcoholic and the intoxication sent him into an unstoppable rage, the final drink he drank could've been a type of poison or a type of metal considering how fast he perished. We assume that the second class-D drank something related to the blood of Christ and therefor perished for it, therefor confirming why it "Tasted like red wine.", but which is still strange for there is no info in the bible of it killing those who drink it. We have no idea why the third class-D was turned into a pickle. Was Your Hypothesis Correct?: Yes.

Lore Name: Zobish and Kruger Rank: AR SCP: 012 Question / Idea: What will happen if we brought a blindfolded class-D, and an actually blind Class-D to SCP-012? Hypothesis: The effects of SCP-012 will not work on the Blind/Blindfolded D-classes. Observations (What Happened During Test): after being guided into the SCP both class-Ds still managed to attempt to finish SCP-012, ending their lives in the process. Analysis / Conclusion (What Could Of Caused The Results): SCP-012 may have some innate ability to convince even blind people to continue writing it. Was Your Hypothesis Correct?: No.